butchna
Sit down and tell me all about it...way over there
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1. Miss training camp due to a contract dispute.
2. If being honored by the hometown sports group, throw a tantrum when the valet parking guys don't bring you your car first.
3. Don't check in with your probation officer.
4. Get messed up the ganja and coke.
5. Spit on women
6. Get a police order against yourself to stay away from certain nightclubs.
7. Grab dancers in strip clubs by the hair and slam their heads against the floor.
8. Have one of your posse fire a gun into a crowd paralyzing a man.
9. Pay off all witnesses to the shooting so they lie in court.
10. Get yourself suspended from the league in the prime of your career.
11. Bite a nightclud security guard on the ankle.
12. Hit more women in strip clubs.
13. Despite making millions, get your house foreclosed.
14. Get in a fight with your bodyguard.
15. Waste your talent and your life.
Yep. Just the guy I would want talking to my team.
Too bad Merlin Olsen died. :cray: