Ronny Swanson (AKA: Mr. Judge, Jury, and Executor);
What success? I'm not happy with several things this recent season. But I'm not abandoning a staff that came in late and achieved what they did with the limited time they had. What Success, you say?
1. They made an underachieving kicker reliable.
2. They made it possible for us to have more than one
man who could catch a kicked ball with
consistency.
3. Bad as they were, they actually had the defense
playing better.
4. The staff recruited last season so well, they got
national notice and amazed experts.
5. The staff continues to recruit far better than
we have for years.
6. They galvanized a disillusioned fanbase and team.
7. We had no players arrested or engaging in
persistent stupidity.
8. Despite two, OK three, horrible games, the team
didn't roll over and die for Kentucky.
9. Players, even the ones leaving now are a very
active and effective part of the recruiting
process.
I could go on and on. Surely, you realize this staff has managed to do VERY good things for a program that had:
--Lost enormous credibility.
--Lost confidence.
--Lost marketing appeal.
--Become a laughingstock (
even Les Miles insulted us)
--Lost major fan attendance at games.
--Had basically become the Vandtucky of the SEC.
Mr. JJE, give the staff 1-2 more years of what is obviously going to be hard time. You see, The Book of Shadows, Harry Potter movies, and superstition nothwithstanding, you can't wave a magic wand and make slightly more than a decade of rot disappear. No siree! You got to get on your knees, take a mallet and chisel and gorge the harden rot out. A steel brush to scrap the remainder out of the niches and cracks. An industrial strength high pressure water hose to wash out what can't be removed by hand. Then a truckload of Lysol, Pinesol, and undiluted lemon juice to get rid of the stink. All of this is called time and work. Nothing else will get it done. But you knew that didn't you?

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