Commercials you can't stand

#404
#404
As mentioned before, Geico commercials in general, but the "motorcycle musings" radio spots are particularly stupid.
 
#406
#406
side effects include intense vertigo, menopause in men, a case of the Mondays, hard urine, Britney Spears ear worms, forgetting how to ride a bike, cravings for steak-umms and monkey toes.
 
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#408
Brave Volunteer said:
The two schmucks in the Sonic commercials. I cannot stand them!

Also, "Flo" with Progressive needs to be retired! She was cute in the beginning but now it's annoying.
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Imagine how annoying a commercial would be with the two Sonic guys enlisting Flo's help with insurance...

I've never broken a TV, but that might push me right over the edge.
 
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bignewt said:
side effects include intense vertigo, menopause in men, a case of the Mondays, hard urine, Britney Spears ear worms, forgetting how to ride a bike, cravings for steak-umms and monkey toes.
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And suicidal thoughts.

*I'd rather be backed up for a few days than brushing my teeth one night and jump out of my 2nd floor bathroom window. Save your life and eat some fresh cherries people.
 
#411
#411
The worst was the Mucinex commercial with the snot running out. They always showed it in the morning before you ate anything.

I haven't seen it lately, thank God.
 
#413
#413
Any commercial talking about pecker enhancement - especially when my kids are in the room.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Imagine how annoying a commercial would be with the two Sonic guys enlisting Flo's help with insurance...

I've never broken a TV, but that might push me right over the edge.
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I used to get excited when their commercials would play...... I was an optimist back then..... I kept hoping there would be a drive by shooting at the end of the commercial
 
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#417
The Axe body spray commercials which shows things that won't happen at all when using the axe body spray specifically a guy uses the axe body spray, and fastly beautiful women run towards him and are attracted to him called the axe effect.

Even dumber and more unbelievable even angels will fall showing beautiful women angels falling from the sky after a guy uses a certain axe body spray, and walking toward the man that used the axe body spray.

The Axe effect is 100 percent bullcrap because it won't produce those results it isn't even a exaggeration it's a utter damn lie.
 
#418
#418
Right now in Georgia it's all the Jon Azzoff commercials.... grrrrr will be so glad when this election is over!'

IBS commercial with the young lady as a colon..

Ford trucks....

Call this number for a brace.... medical.. grrrr



 
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firestorm said:
The Axe body spray commercials which shows things that won't happen at all when using the axe body spray specifically a guy uses the axe body spray, and fastly beautiful women run towards him and are attracted to him called the axe effect.

Even dumber and more unbelievable even angels will fall showing beautiful women angels falling from the sky after a guy uses a certain axe body spray, and walking toward the man that used the axe body spray.

The Axe effect is 100 percent bullcrap because it won't produce those results it isn't even a exaggeration it's a utter damn lie.
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I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
 
#420
#420
kinda wish I could live my life without having to hear "the world famous airport motor mile" again.
 
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#421
Grand Vol said:
I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
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That was "Acid" body spray with the "LSD effect".
 
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Grand Vol said:
I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
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I like how you can choose your brand based on your taste in women. I use Aksed body spray.
 
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Grand Vol said:
I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
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You mean used the axe body spray and body wash?
Axe body spray and body wash are things for men to use not places persons can travel to.

I'm not wasting money on the Axe Body body spray and body wash that writes a check it doesn't cash.
 
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Quaint88 said:
I like how you can choose your brand based on your taste in women. I use Aksed body spray.
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I tried Black Chill and had Halle Berry banging on my door.

Used the Musicstar scent and had Katy Perry wanting to do naughty things.

Used Amber Proximity and Amber Heard was stalking me to work.

Had a bottle of Phoenix and all the sudden Famke Janssen sent a friend request on Facebook.

I just picked up a bottle of Harmony in the store and all the sudden I have all five members of Fifth Harmony serenading me right in the aisle.

The stuff is magic.
 
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