Commercials you can't stand

#451
#451
Grand Vol said:
I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
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Piece of advice: Don't ever wear that Axe body spray to the Playboy mansion. They will jump on you like a dog in heat. I was trying to witness to those young ladies and they were only interested in pleasures of the flesh.
 
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#452
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The dominos commercials dropping pizza for their name so it's Dominoes showing it like that's a huge change which it isn't they freakin dropped 1 damn word.
That didn't warrant a commercial at all.

Also the Dominos commercial where the CEO talks about other pizza companies to save money don't use the best ingredients saying it's a dirty secret.
No doubt persons that eat the pizzas of competitors of Dominos recognize the quality is unmistakably different so not a damn revelation, and calling it a dirty secret when it's common knowledge is asinine, laughable, and utterly illogical.

I can't recall the name of the Buisness that is a Big Buisness gym in a commercial a person the narrator says this company isn't a gym, and it shows workout machines in a buulding.
Unless I missed something people go to those buildings of that buisness to lift weights, run using machines, etc so that is 1 of the most asinine lines because it is a freakin gym.
 
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firestorm said:
The dominos commercials dropping pizza for their name so it's Dominoes showing it like that's a huge change which it isn't they freakin dropped 1 damn word.
That didn't warrant a commercial at all.

Also the Dominos commercial where the CEO talks about other pizza companies to save money don't use the best ingredients saying it's a dirty secret.
No doubt persons that eat the pizzas of competitors of Dominos recognize the quality is unmistakably different so not a damn revelation, and calling it a dirty secret when it's common knowledge is asinine, laughable, and utterly illogical.

I can't recall the name of the Buisness that is a Big Buisness gym in a commercial a person the narrator says this company isn't a gym, and it shows workout machines in a buulding.
Unless I missed something people go to those buildings of that buisness to lift weights, run using machines, etc so that is 1 of the most asinine lines because it is a freakin gym.
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I'm pretty sure those are hair growth factories. Not gyms.
 
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tired of those lame geico commercials of people holding a sign claiming they saved xxx amount of money -- does any really save money with a damn insurance company ?
 
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firestorm said:
I was aware from the 1st asinine commercial that it is a utter lie.
What's worse is they decided to outdo their own large lie with a larger lie the one that involves even.angels will fall.
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It's not a lie, it's called marketing and advertising, so that you will remember their ads. I would imagine not many people would think that women would fall from the sky because they had on Axe body spray.

If you want to discuss false advertising, see any car dealer commercial.
 
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Any Target commercial.
Any commercial on TBS that promotes their viewing lineup. I watch only Big Bang.
 
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Those newer Progressive commercials with the talking policy book. I didn't think they could do anything more obnoxious than Flo, but they proved me wrong.
 
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volfanbill said:
I'm going to need Ron to either confirm or deny this. I didn't see blue font, so I have to think Ron was serious.
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I do not joke around on the internet. Using advanced technology, I deleted the color blue from ever being used on my computer. Why? BECAUSE I'M NOT F***ING PLAYING!

When I'm walking around stealing all your ladies with a luscious and flowing mane of hair, you'll all be jealous.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
I do not joke around on the internet. Using advanced technology, I deleted the color blue from ever being used on my computer. Why? BECAUSE I'M NOT F***ING PLAYING!

When I'm walking around stealing all your ladies with a luscious and flowing mane of hair, you'll all be jealous.
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it's for this reason that I continue to make sure I'm stationed far, far away from you. Can't have you stealing my lady friends.
 
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With college football season almost upon us I can at least hold out some hope that they won't bring back that stupid Dr Pepper I created the playoff moron. Probably gonna be disappointed though.
 
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RussDogg said:
I'm Jason Farris and I'm the dealer fooooooorrrrrr the people. I'd like to throat punch that dude.
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That guy! I will NEVER buy a car from that guy. Why is he yelling throughout his entire advertisement?!?! He makes me want to throw a brick through all the windshields on his lot.
 
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firestorm said:
I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
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Dear Lord, please relax a tad. Maybe more fiber in your diet would be beneficial.
 
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firestorm said:
I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
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Literal hordes of whores.
 
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firestorm said:
I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
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GV doesn't kiss and tell, therefore the news channels never found out about the incident.
 
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volfanbill said:
GV doesn't kiss and tell, therefore the news channels never found out about the incident.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I had ever Fox News babe hanging out there as well trying to make it the headline story.

You think you've seen Fox News? Just wait until you see Andrea Tantaros doing a pole dance in your front yard.
 
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Grand Vol said:
I don't know what you're talking about. I had ever Fox News babe hanging out there as well trying to make it the headline story.

You think you've seen Fox News? Just wait until you see Andrea Tantaros doing a pole dance in your front yard.
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They wanted to be the headliner, not report the story.
 
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volfanbill said:
I'm going to need Ron to either confirm or deny this. I didn't see blue font, so I have to think Ron was serious.
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If he was serious it doesn't change those are gyms.

Weights, stair masters, treadmills, workout bikes, other machines, etc if persons are using those things to workout including lift weights, run, etc those are gyms.

To say those are hair growth factories not gyms is illogical, nonsensical, and laughable.
 
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