Commercials you can't stand

#427
#427
"You spend months researching your new car. You smash it into a tree. Your insurance company raises your rate. Maybe you should have done more research on them."

Or maybe you shouldn't smash your car into a tree in the first place :banghead2:
 
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#428
#428
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
"You spend months researching your new car. You smash it into a tree. Your insurance company raises your rate. Maybe you should have done more research on them."

Or maybe you shouldn't smash your car into a tree in the first place :banghead2:
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At least they didn't name their car "Brad".
 
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#430
#430
Subway ripping off the theme to Curb...nope. Stop it right now u plastic meat demons!
 
#431
#431
My thinking is any of these companies especially the tv companies, if they would restructure their resources to customer service/satisfaction instead of advertising many issues would be addressed.
 
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#436
#436
Grand Vol said:
I don't know about you, but I had an entire harem of scantily clad and toned women hanging outside my door when I went to Axe body spray and body wash.

Maybe you should try a different scent?
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I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
 
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#437
#437
firestorm said:
I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
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Does the same go for men who use hair regrowth products?
 
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#438
#438
firestorm said:
You mean used the axe body spray and body wash?
Axe body spray and body wash are things for men to use not places persons can travel to.

I'm not wasting money on the Axe Body body spray and body wash that writes a check it doesn't cash.
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Bruh, if you're relying on a body spray to get you laid, the problem isn't just the body spray.
 
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#439
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firestorm said:
I'm guessing that is sarcasm because that kind of stuff would be on most tv channels news.

Axe writes checks they don't cash at all. That's why I won't waste money on that brand.
The axe body spray is worse than terrible movies with great trailers which has the great stuff shown in trailers, because the axe body spray commercials show stuff that doesn't happen at all in any way of what is shown in the commercials.

It's not distortion, it's not exaggeration, it's outright colossal lies with what will be the result if men use axe body spray.
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You must be apoplectic about that diet coke commercial that takes place on the airplane.
 
#441
#441
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#443
#443
volsarelife1 said:


Does the same go for men who use hair regrowth products?
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I didn't guarantee my hair will regrow to thick and full using hair regrowth products.
I have a goal of fully regrow my hair naturally which I've talked about on the VolNation threads, but I'm pretty sure I didn't guarantee that happening or anything similar.

I talked hypotheticals if It happens what exactly I will be using as celebration.
 
#445
#445
RDU VOL#14 said:
Bruh, if you're relying on a body spray to get you laid, the problem isn't just the body spray.
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I was aware from the 1st asinine commercial that it is a utter lie.
What's worse is they decided to outdo their own large lie with a larger lie the one that involves even.angels will fall.
 
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#448
#448
MG1968 said:
The word I used was "apoplectic".
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Not really because that 1 seem.more like her daydream, or it's meant to show diet coke makes her feel great. So I'm not apoplectic after seeing a diet coke commercial on a airplane.

And that is the 1st time I was exposed to that word, wow 31 years before I was exposed to the word Apoplectic.
I recently looked it up on thefreedictionary before this post.
 
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#449
#449
I'm Jason Farris and I'm the dealer fooooooorrrrrr the people. I'd like to throat punch that dude.
 
#450
#450
RussDogg said:
I'm Jason Farris and I'm the dealer fooooooorrrrrr the people. I'd like to throat punch that dude.
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I'm Mike Hatmaker for Jim Cogdill Dodge.

You can get a...........
............13 9 88
Or a....................
............17 9 88
And a...................
............14 9 88.

Only at Jim Cogdill Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, Ram.



(I agree with you about Farris but I kinda like Mike)
 
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