Commercials you can't stand

#476
#476
Grand Vol said:
Dear Lord, please relax a tad. Maybe more fiber in your diet would be beneficial.
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When I see a company adertise a utter lie that shows utter implausible results for what will happen when a body spray is used that is 1 of the highest forms of false advertising.


Likely they realized how nonsensical and implausible those commercials are so not surprised Axe ceased showing those nonsensical in no realm of possibility utter lie commercials.

Also A nfl ipad commercial was shown with Seahawks playing the 49ers or some other team. If I recall right Seahawks qb Wilson jumps for the endzone but ends on a damn cliffhanger so unknown if he scored a td or was pushed out of bounds.

A commercial ending with a cliffhanger is as terrible as a movie that also ends on a cliffhanger ending that doesn't get a sequel.
 
#477
#477
firestorm said:
When I see a company adertise a utter lie that shows utter implausible results for what will happen when a body spray is used that is 1 of the highest forms of false advertising.
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But you're perfectly fine with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers being complete frauds when it comes to their Ranger status.

#StolenValor
 
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#478
#478
firestorm said:
If he was serious it doesn't change those are gyms.

Weights, stair masters, treadmills, workout bikes, other machines, etc if persons are using those things to workout including lift weights, run, etc those are gyms.

To say those are hair growth factories not gyms is illogical, nonsensical, and laughable.
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Oh it's definitely laughable
 
#479
#479
firestorm said:
When I see a company adertise a utter lie that shows utter implausible results for what will happen when a body spray is used that is 1 of the highest forms of false advertising.


Likely they realized how nonsensical and implausible those commercials are so not surprised Axe ceased showing those nonsensical in no realm of possibility utter lie commercials.

Also A nfl ipad commercial was shown with Seahawks playing the 49ers or some other team. If I recall right Seahawks qb Wilson jumps for the endzone but ends on a damn cliffhanger so unknown if he scored a td or was pushed out of bounds.

A commercial ending with a cliffhanger is as terrible as a movie that also ends on a cliffhanger ending that doesn't get a sequel.
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You're doing exactly what they want you to do....

You are remembering everything about their commercials and discussing it. I'm going to be looking for said NFL tablet commercial because the firestorm guy on Volnation said it sucked. Then I realize I'm typing this response On an outdated iPad and probably should upgrade. I then head to Apple store and purchase a brand new iPad. Boom.
So essentially, their marketing is working.
 
#480
#480
RDU VOL#14 said:
You're doing exactly what they want you to do....

You are remembering everything about their commercials and discussing it. I'm going to be looking for said NFL tablet commercial because the firestorm guy on Volnation said it sucked. Then I realize I'm typing this response On an outdated iPad and probably should upgrade. I then head to Apple store and purchase a brand new iPad. Boom.
So essentially, their marketing is working.
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Ironically, they failed miserably. On so many levels here.

1. It's a Duracell commercial firestorm is speaking of

2. Microsoft Surface is the tablet of the NFL. Not an iPad.
 
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#481
volfanbill said:
Ironically, they failed miserably. On so many levels here.

1. It's a Duracell commercial firestorm is speaking of

2. Microsoft Surface is the tablet of the NFL. Not an iPad.
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I knew it was a surface, but I didn't feel like correcting him. More or less just showing the power of word of mouth.
 
#483
#483
We have a local car dealership here in the Triangle of North Carolina that sell Hyundai's , Mazda's and others owned by a guy named Durst.

Their tag line is :

"Come to Sport Durst... Where you come First!"

I've seen a lot of women driving Hyundai Santa Fe's recently. Seems to be working.🤔
 
#489
#489
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
The JG Wentworth commercial with the boy band. It's even worse than the opera version.
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Oprea version is funny.

I'm guessing the car company that made that dumb car commercial with a flying car realized how dumb it was because it's showing something the car can't do, and decided not to make more of those commercials.
It's not a damn science fiction tv show or movie so showing that is a dumb idea.

Even with the message this car can't fly it's still dumb to show because it makes persons excited for something the car can't do, and after seeing the car fly greatly wishes or greatly desires the car could fly.
 
#491
#491
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
Much to my dismay, Dr Pepper decided to bring back that idiot vendor that "invented the playoff".
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Most likely because persons believe he's funny.
I do wonder Why The Hell has Ford car commercials never used the song Detroit Rock City.

The Progressive commercials because no freakin Varety Flow, Flow, Flow, etc.
 
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firestorm said:
Most likely because persons believe he's funny.
I do wonder Why The Hell has Ford car commercials never used the song Detroit Rock City.

The Progressive commercials because no freakin Varety Flow, Flow, Flow, etc.
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because kiss sucks.
 
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#497
bignewt said:
because kiss sucks.
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But if you are serious that is 1 of the dumbest most nonsensical statements because it's utterly wrong the same as Wade Phillips, Adam Schefter and others that still say the asinine statement the music city miracle is a illegal forward pass when the irrefutable evidence shows it's a lateral, Tim Burton saying his Planet of the Apes remake is a reimagining when obviously it isn't, the Bills saying they're the better team even though they aren't with exception of the Giants that was a big upset for the Giants a outmatched team vs a Great Bills team the other 3 blowout losses they got demolished by a better team, persons that blame the movie Jaws for violence and hatred of sharks when that was happening more than 3 decades before Jaws a feature summer movie was released, etc.


A band doesn't get in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame by being a band that sucks, and name 1 other damn band that has their own freakin Football team as in same name as the Band? Unless I missed something they didn't break up and reunite while other famous Bands did.
 
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firestorm said:
Unless I missed something they didn't break up and reunite while other famous Bands did.
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A matter of perspective. The original 4 did break up and later reunite. The 4 that people think of when they think of KISS. IMO some of their best music was during the non makeup years, but most KISS fans disagree with that.
 
#500
#500
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
A matter of perspective. The original 4 did break up and later reunite. The 4 that people think of when they think of KISS. IMO some of their best music was during the non makeup years, but most KISS fans disagree with that.
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Ok even if they did break up they made Detroit cool or great with Detroit Rock City add in the other things I mentioned.
Add in getting their own movie, and shown in a Scooby Doo animated movie.
 
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