confessions of a bammer .

[OrangeBlood4life]

Well. We got a new employee at my work today. He same age as i am. 26. We got to talkin and he saw my truck with Tennessee plate and stickers. And he said he was a bama fan.

Then i did the fan test. I said youre not allowed to talk about football unless you tell me who the coach was before saban. And i quote his answer

"Hmmm i knew that , just cant think now , i mean i know how many people the stadium holds "

Me : yea me too . 101k and im not a bammer. So u dont know the coach ? At least can you remember the 5 ot game where bama qb eric berry threw the winning td against tennessee to finally beat tennessee after 7 year streak ?

"Oh yea man. I remember that. Crazy game . I been watching them a few years before that "

I just laughed and said i yea i love football.
Smh

So ive decided to keep this goin. Im going to keep making up crazy scenarios for him to talk about and im gonna keep posting.

So im gonna need some more material. Any ideas ?

 

[CTVolsfan14]

Ask him if he remembers how crazy it was whn Jerod Mayo blocked a kick to beat us 12-10 when we had kiffin.

then kick him in the shins for all of us..

 

[joevol33]

We had a new guy show up at work from Arkansas. He got to talking about how big a fan he was, and I told him Petrino could have been great if he hadn't got in trouble. He said "yea, but we have a good back up quarterback who is better than him anyway"????????

 

[VolFan4Life87]

My god, the stupidity of some people is astounding.

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

Im gonna say this one next. I bet you was freaking out in 09 when tennessees kicker parker-wilson was about to kick the game winner against bama that year. I was so pissed when mark ingram blocked that kick !!

Ill post his answer when i talk to him

 

[AirVol]

This is gonna get good.

opcorn:

 

[VOLnMiami]

We had a new guy show up at work from Arkansas. He got to talking about how big a fan he was, and I told him Petrino could have been great if he hadn't got in trouble. He said "yea, but we have a good back up quarterback who is better than him anyway"????????

lol: Oh god that's awesome!

 

[UT Hill Man]

Bama has the biggest band wagon fans of all time.

 

[orangeluvr]

Typical bandwagon bammer fan… my guess is mike shula, right off the top of my head without google. :question:

 

[vSphereGuy]

Typical bandwagon bammer fan… my guess is mike shula, right off the top of my head without google. :question:

That is correct.

 

[Volnut]

I can't believe how many of them scarlet letter A's I see on the back of cars here in Texas the past few years.

 

[Plano Vol]

Ask him if his girlfriend is looking forward to the spring shearing.

 

[AirVol]

Im gonna say this one next. I bet you was freaking out in 09 when tennessees kicker parker-wilson was about to kick the game winner against bama that year. I was so pissed when mark ingram blocked that kick !!

Ill post his answer when i talk to him

Ask him how many games did Mike Price win.

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

Ask him how many games did Mike Price win.

Cant believe bama fired phillip fulmer back in 04. He only had one losing season. Tennessee shoulfa have hired him

Idk if im gonna be able to keep from laughing

 

[orangeluvr]

Ask him how many games did Mike Price win.

lol: :lolabove: I'll go with zero! :birgits_giggle:

 

[vols_fan_68]

Is the new employee Bamawriter?

 

[Easttnken]

Does he remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime, and Bama won the Bourbon Bowl?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[bamawriter]

Ask him how many games did Mike Price win.

He went undefeated during his entire tenure in Tuscaloosa.

 

[Vol in]

Ask him what does he think the offense will look like now that Derek Dooley is the new OC.

 

[VolFanStukinTX]

Bama has the biggest band wagon fans of all time.

Oh no sir; not even close! Try out a Longhorn fan! It's like talking to a brick wall; litterally!

Most I run into are all about them when they are winning but the minute you try to rag them for something when they are down; they couldn't care less.

Pathetic!

 

[orangeluvr]

Ask him his lot number in the trailer park.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Someone beat me to it.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Does he remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime, and Bama won the Bourbon Bowl?!?!?!?!?!?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2zv1wYBqCA[/youtube]

 

[butchna]

He'll probably check out Bandwagon Bama Fans For Dummies.
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[VolsSportsFan]

He went undefeated during his entire tenure in Tuscaloosa.

And winless.