Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

[VolnTEARS?]

Fall is here
hope abounds
Dashed

 

[Volingatorland]

Fall is here
hope abounds
Dashed

A haiku has five
syllables on the first line
then seven then five

 

[VolnTEARS?]

A haiku has five
syllables on the first line
then seven then five

Not in the South. You must be talking about a Yankee Haiku. In the south you write whatever you want and call it a Haiku. But thanks for letting everybody know.

 

[vader]

I saw a new thread
I hoped it was a good one
Turns out that it sucks

 

[VolnTEARS?]

A haiku has five
syllables on the first line
then seven then five

Yankee version:

Fall. Fall is here. Fall
hope. hope. hope. hope. hope. abounds
Flor. Geor. Bam. We Suck

Better?

 

[VolnTEARS?]

I saw a new thread
I hoped it was a good one
Turns out that it sucks

:hi::lolabove:

 

[ukvols]

Tennessee is down.
Need to see it turn around.
Hope's always abound.


Third line was tough.

 

[TooLegit2Quit]

Tennessee football
Such story and tradition
Should we rush the field?

 

[ukvols]

Let's beat KY and rush the field just for kicks.

 

[tumscalcium]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

 

[BigOrangeCrush32]

Bless you

 

[GetEmVols]

Fall is nearly here
The players give us their all
Fans b itch anyway

 

[bluetickhound16]

I am lying here
With my cold and dead feet stick-
Ing up in the air.

 

[bluetickhound16]

Dooley is the coach
Whether we like it or not
Hart... Please do your thang...

 

[T.G.]

A loss to the Gators,
The beginning of the end.
When does basketball begin?

 

[bluetickhound16]

UGA licks his 'nads
In a chilly red dog house
Losing by three scores....

 

[Burger]

Dooley sucks a lot
He can't coach a high school team
We won't accept average.

 

[Chrasher]

Tennessee football
Not that good at poetry
Refrigerator

 

[mtennvol]

Down to Athens we go
Maybe we can pull this thing off
Nevermind, we always get killed

 

[Volumnus 2011]

It is great to be
A Tennessee volunteer
My blood pressure sucks

 

[The Shooter McGavin]

A once proud program/
Coach Kiffin leaves in the night/
A mattress burns bright

 

[Wylo]

Negavols are here
Sunshine pumpers are as well
Kick Dawgs ass to hell

 

[10NCVol88]

Us fans need a Win
Reason to believe again
Lets make it happen

 

[Jax_Vol]

Justin Hunter, he
is the badest. He's a touch-
down apparatus!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Vols just win six games.
Derek Dooley is retained.
No joy in Knoxville.