Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

#54
#54
As long as Dooley coaches,

Game Day will never come here again,

Had his chance, blew it.
 
#59
#59
it's been great being a member of volnation, but alas I cannot continue. You people are insane, calling for gruden, fulmer, lovie smith and now even petrino (satan's spawn). The negative energy here cannot be throttled and I expect it to reach a fever pitch on Saturday night. I cannot take it anymore. I love my vols, but i am seeking a separation from volnation. I will be wearing Orange, singing rocky top (no-woo), and cheering for my vols. I might return, but I need some time. And I will leave you with a haiku.

The Sad VolNation
Unable to stand by coach
joy incapable

Vol fans seek crystal
malcontents on rocky top
We are done with you
 
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#60
#60
Gruden is the man
All the Nega's can kiss it
Saban just sharted.
 
#61
#61
Change is gonna come
Dooley can't coach in this league
Doorights get on board
 
#62
#62
0-11 record versus ranked teams
An equally putrid performance against conference foes
No wonder students buttchug wine
 
#63
#63
Brianchevy said:
it's been great being a member of volnation, but alas I cannot continue. You people are insane, calling for gruden, fulmer, lovie smith and now even petrino (satan's spawn). The negative energy here cannot be throttled and I expect it to reach a fever pitch on Saturday night. I cannot take it anymore. I love my vols, but i am seeking a separation from volnation. I will be wearing Orange, singing rocky top (no-woo), and cheering for my vols. I might return, but I need some time. And I will leave you with a haiku.

The Sad VolNation
Unable to stand by coach
joy incapable

Vol fans seek crystal
malcontents on rocky top
We are done with you
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malcontent?
 
#67
#67
And for the Polyannas:

Fixin to whip Georgias ass/
They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly/
We always WHIP THEY ASS!!!​
 
#73
#73
Jackson_Harris said:
Totally, for sure,
But I just got a manicure,
The lights, up there,
Are gleaming on my curly hair,
36 to 34,
I don’t know the winning score,
Go, go, fight, fight,
Gee I hope I look all right!
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If you ever stop posting here, I may need anti-depressants. Dude, you seriously crack me up.

:eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol:
 
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