Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

[tidybowlchamps]

Vol Fans leave by the 3rd,
we all march out like a herd,
beer is cold, it soothes the soul.

 

[TheBigOne10]

Worst thread of the year
Rod Wilks will unleash on you
Please never come back

 

['Boro-vol]

Let's go big Orange
My opposers can't stop me
Gruden is the man

 

[ttocswob]

Smoky is angry,
Hikes leg, pees on Orange pants.
Smoky wants change too.

Hike? Ewwwwwww

 

['Boro-vol]

Once proud Orange Team
Spirit of Davy Crockett
Wants a new coach too

 

[OrangeLining]

Us beat Georgia?
Psh, like fish in a barrel. . .
You'll hear it all night. . . "TOUCHDOWN CORDARRELLE!!!"

 

[Brianchevy]

Saban is Satan
He cannot stop Dooley's Team
Go Vols Buck Fama

 

[TennesseeOrange]

The Third Saturday
Twenty point home underdog
Whiskey laced vomit.

UT Victory
Cordarelle juke breaks ankles
Death by heart attack.

 

[GAVol]

Low expectations.
Over by the 3rd quarter.
Pass the Jack Daniels

 

[Gilbert]

Vols drop the next two
Dooley is fired thereafter
Hart hires Jon Gruden

 

[Brianchevy]

The Third Saturday
Twenty point home underdog
Whiskey laced vomit.

UT Victory
Cordarelle juke breaks ankles
Death by heart attack.

I just love the "Whiskey laced vomit".. made me smile remembering games at Neyland from my youth.

 

[wolfe]

Dooley as a lawyer,sucks
Dooley as a head coach,really sucks
Dooley should be fired,really

 

[utvolpj]

Dooley as a lawyer,sucks

and how would you know that?

 

[VolBadger]

Tennessee Football:
Breaking hearts of fans for years
Where is Jon Gruden?

 

[bigorangefan26]

The tennessee vols lose again.
Will this cycle of heartbreak ever end?
Will we ever beat somebody?

 

[joshc]

October's third Saturday
Fat dude's toilet paper rolls
Will not dry his tears

 

[Brianchevy]

Cold November wind
yes Vandy is still Vandy
Vols by twenty four

 

[globadoc]

Dooley was our man.
Then we went 0 and 6. Now,
Gruden is our man.

 

[Insunseri]

Dooley's face is a
Butt he cant coach football what
A fool go away

 

[Rumble4skin]

Haikus dont always
Have to make sense
Refrigerator

 

[volbrawler]

We suck yes we do.
We really suck this is true.
I HATE DOOLEY, SERIOUSLY FIRE HIM PLEASE AND RESCUE TENNESSEE FOOTBALL...