Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Losing to Georgia
Negavols come out and play
Mattresses ablaze

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Volnation.com
Hours of entertainment
Who wants some bacon?

 

[Jax_Vol]

gator Lawrence Wright
Really really needs a job.
Who needs a ditch dug?

 

[Lawrence Wright]

gator Lawrence Wright
Really really needs a job.
Who needs a ditch dug?

Vol Jackson Harris
Lacks complete information
Who wants some bacon?

 

[Wylo]

Lawrence the pimpest
I will gladly take the bait
Gimme bacon now

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Lawrence the pimpest
I will gladly take the bait
Gimme bacon now

Bacon is God's way
of telling us he loves us
Who else wants bacon?

 

[Blackburn]

Tennessee Football
What happened to you these days
You used to be good

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Bacon is God's way
of telling us he loves us
Who else wants bacon?

I want some bacon
Reckon you could get some?
I hate gator scum

 

[Brave Volunteer]

We beat NC State
Then we lose to Florida
The season is done

 

[PalardyLikeARockstar]

We just aren't as good
As we thought we would be now.
bye bye, doolander

 

[Brianchevy]

Redneck Georgia fans
Hate flows from my empty soul
Georgia by thirty

 

[YorkVol]

Bamboo grows slowly
Volnation has no patience
Fans lighting matches

 

[Herman Hickman]

Coach directs the qb
Quarterback does not listen
Dooley must man up

 

[Herman Hickman]

You ask for more time
But time is earned not given
I ask for real proof

 

[volgrad500]

It is a process.
There is bamboo to water
Winning is hard, ya'll

 

[Jax_Vol]

Pork chop, Pork chop,
Greasy Greasy!
We gonna beat Georgia,
Easy Easy!

 

[Jax_Vol]

Florida Oranges,
Texas catus.
We think georgia,
needs a little practice!

 

[Jax_Vol]

We’re cute, we’re fun,
We cheer for the team
that’s #1!

 

[KingNick865]

The gun sounds as fans
Walk out, dejected, hopeless
Tennessee football

 

[Jax_Vol]

Strawberry shortcake,
Huckleberry pie
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
Are we in it,
no we’re not,
We’re not in it
Cause we’re on top!

 

[Herman Hickman]

Vince was a leader
A man who won and won big
Son is not father

 

[Jax_Vol]

Totally, for sure,
But I just got a manicure,
The lights, up there,
Are gleaming on my curly hair,
36 to 34,
I don’t know the winning score,
Go, go, fight, fight,
Gee I hope I look all right!

 

[kamarvel]

Popping my popcorn,
Win or lose, VN implodes...
Must buy more butter

And for all the posivols

Sixteen of twenty
Gators have taken from us
Dooley fits in fine

 

[TheDirector]

Dawgs seem me Cocky
Soon will meet men from Rocky
Dawgs win? Bull Hockey!

 

[Jax_Vol]

Dawgs seem me Cocky
Soon will meet men from Rocky
Dawgs win? Bull Hockey!

Hey, you are a poet,
and dont know it,
but your feet show it,
because they are
Longfellows