Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

[Doyle Hargraves]

Tennessee football.
Fans want wins but instead get,
Orange pants, great hair.

 

['Boro-vol]

Haiku therapy,
Make me feel so much better.
Like a soothing balm.

 

[utvolpj]

who told you to put
the balm on? I did not tell
you to put it on

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Gruden, please save us,
From this Dooley led cesspool.
Hope springs eternal.

 

['Boro-vol]

Smoky is angry,
Hikes leg, pees on Orange pants.
Smoky wants change too.

 

['Boro-vol]

who told you to put
the balm on? I did not tell
you to put it on

The balm feels so good,
Uh-oh,its starting to burn.
Wait! That is Ben Gay!

 

[Pacer92]

Here I sit
All lonesome hearted
Paid to see victories,
Dooley has sharted

 

[LadyinOrange]

Here I sit
All lonesome hearted
Paid to see victories,
Dooley has sharted

The West Tennessee version says "broken hearted".

:wavey:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Experts pick Georgia,
Vols selection of Clucko.
what rhymes with clucko?

 

['Boro-vol]

Experts pick Georgia,
Vols selection of Clucko.
what rhymes with clucko?

Jackson, you should know
Haiku do not have to rhyme
Buttchugging dummy

 

[bluetickhound16]

Disgusted Vols fans
Open "Girls of Georgia" thread
Fap fap fap fap fap

 

[bluetickhound16]

A loss to Georgia
Mattresses carefully stacked
Zippo's at the ready

 

[BigAl]

Game on Saturday
May be good until halftime
Then the beatdown starts

 

[FLVOL_79]

Tennessee won a
NC title 98
When oh lord will they ever win one again its been to damn long and all of my old NC gear is worn out.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Tennessee won a
NC title 98
When oh lord will they ever win one again its been to damn long and all of my old NC gear is worn out.

lol:

 

[Yay4Bray]

We really just suck
Go ahead and fire Dooley
And give me Gruden

 

[TXA&M07]

Dooley not working
Hope and change on Horizon
All negavols dream

 

['Boro-vol]

Gruden thread letdown
Did not recieve the email
I'm sad in the pants.

 

['Boro-vol]

Gruden thread is closed
I see a conspiracy
Doorights are to blame

 

[bluetickhound16]

All over Knoxville
Mattresses are all aflame
Dogs win by thirty...

 

[Eddie Vol Halen]

Shower Discipline
(When will we beat a ranked team?)
Looking for Rommel

 

['Boro-vol]

There is joy again
The Gruden thread was just merged
Jon Gruden rules all

 

['Boro-vol]

Rommel was beaten
Steamrolled by a better team
So too will Dooley

 

[bluetickhound16]

Rommel was beaten
Steamrolled by a better team
So too will Dooley

'Boro Vol is clever
Way more clever than I am...
Great sense of humor!!

 

['Boro-vol]

'Boro Vol is clever
Way more clever than I am...
Great sense of humor!!

Haiku has become
Therapy for my Vol grief
God, I want to win.