Contribute a Haiku for Tennessee Football?

[ncvol]

Many moderators,
can't name all in one haiku,
NCVol...da bomb!

Just messing. I chuckled....UNDELETE!!

 

['Boro-vol]

Those who love the Vols
Come and join the Grudenites
We shall rule the league.

 

['Boro-vol]

Fire him, make the move.
Remember NegaGrudens,
ButtChugging is bad.

 

['Boro-vol]

October is long.
I can't wait for Halloween.
Brighter days ahead.

 

[onefesternation]

My penis is long.
I can't wait for Halloween.
Brighter days ahead.

fyp in an attempt to make it legen...wait for it...

 

[thegasman54]

I saw a new thread
I hoped it was a good one
Turns out that it sucks

Vader can you explain why I cant start a thread?

 

[Jax_Vol]

Vader can you explain why I cant start a thread?

Are you a bro?

 

[Georgia Peach]

Tennessee football
Not that good at poetry
Refrigerator

Thank you. I needed that.

 

['Boro-vol]

fyp in an attempt to make it legen...wait for it...

....dary?

 

[thegasman54]

Are you a bro?

"Bro"??

 

[Jax_Vol]

"Bro"??

Yeah...if you a bro...you know, with a fro...you can't start a thread. It is in the fine print on the back page...read the site map disclaimers.

 

[vader]

Vader can you explain why I cant start a thread?

Not sure. I'll look into it.

 

[thegasman54]

Not sure. I'll look into it.

thanks

 

[Jax_Vol]

thanks

We will need two forms of identification including a photo

 

[NEVolFan]

Not in the South. You must be talking about a Yankee Haiku. In the south you write whatever you want and call it a Haiku. But thanks for letting everybody know.

LOL, funny
I laughed
Bulldogs crying

Rules, we don't need no stinking rules....

 

[Daloth]

Why do we need rules?
Just ask the replacement refs
Must...stop...drinking Jack

 

[Eddie Vol Halen]

Gruden, Gruden, Gru
Please come back to Knoxville, coach
We will fill the seats
Gruden, Gruden, Gru

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Vader can you explain why I cant start a thread?

I am not Vader
Become Grudenite to post
Then all will be well

 

['Boro-vol]

Ring the message out!
Gruden disciples unite!
Negas go pound sand.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

When we hired Dooley,
No one knew who this man was.
Google, WTF?

 

['Boro-vol]

Win a football game,
One that means something to us.
Your pants look so dumb.

 

['Boro-vol]

I defended you
Till you lost to Florida.
Shower discipline.

 

[onefesternation]

'Nuff people say, you
know they can't believe, UT
we have football team.

 

['Boro-vol]

Relentless pursuit
Of continual losing.
Go back to Georgia.

 

['Boro-vol]

Raccoon Eyes, you spew
Stupidity all morning.
Heather Harrington.