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#32,852
Gave a bottle of the Carli oil to my preacher this morning, I decided I don't want and he won't ever use it so.....

We were talking about things good for us and he said Lard is good for us. I disagreed but said almost anything in moderation isn't harmful to our health. I said in these words "not speaking sin, only health wise, but if you only did a little bump of cocaine once a week it wouldn't be harmful". I could tell by his expression he didn't understand.

So I just got this text from him....

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#32,853
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Behr said:
Gave a bottle of the Carli oil to my preacher this morning, I decided I don't want and he won't ever use it so.....

We were talking about things good for us and he said Lard is good for us. I disagreed but said almost anything in moderation isn't harmful to our health. I said in these words "not speaking sin, only health wise, but if you only did a little bump of cocaine once a week it wouldn't be harmful". I could tell by his expression he didn't understand.

So I just got this text from him....

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I can't believe you. You should have said hooker's to.
 
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Behr said:
Gave a bottle of the Carli oil to my preacher this morning, I decided I don't want and he won't ever use it so.....

We were talking about things good for us and he said Lard is good for us. I disagreed but said almost anything in moderation isn't harmful to our health. I said in these words "not speaking sin, only health wise, but if you only did a little bump of cocaine once a week it wouldn't be harmful". I could tell by his expression he didn't understand.

So I just got this text from him....

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Way I understood what you told him, you were speaking purely in terms of physical health and when you said not as a sin, you weren't talking about spiritual health.
It's good that people think, though. I tell people I'm trying to quit thinking. HA
 
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Behr said:
Gave a bottle of the Carli oil to my preacher this morning, I decided I don't want and he won't ever use it so.....

We were talking about things good for us and he said Lard is good for us. I disagreed but said almost anything in moderation isn't harmful to our health. I said in these words "not speaking sin, only health wise, but if you only did a little bump of cocaine once a week it wouldn't be harmful". I could tell by his expression he didn't understand.

So I just got this text from him....

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I hope he gets himself untangled. ☹️
 
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Behr said:
Here's my response and he just responded back. I love him, but he pisses me off with his thinking he knows errthang. Reminds me of... nevermind. Lol

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How would you respond if you were in his shoes and was presented with such a statement from one of your church members? You would be shocked with some stuff a pastor gets presented with.
 
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BigO95 said:
How would you respond if you were in his shoes and was presented with such a statement from one of your church members? You would be shocked with some stuff a pastor gets presented with.
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I like to think I’d ask the member for a little clarification before replying.
 
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BigO95 said:
How would you respond if you were in his shoes and was presented with such a statement from one of your church members? You would be shocked with some stuff a pastor gets presented with.
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I hear some of the things he gets asked and he tells me others. I'll tell you like I tell him, maybe you should listen to everything they say instead of thinking you know what they are gonna say and start thinking about your response while they're still giving you important information.
 
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Behr said:
I hear some of the things he gets asked and he tells me others. I'll tell you like I tell him, maybe you should listen to everything they say instead of thinking you know what they are gonna say and start thinking about your response while they're still giving you important information.
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This is such good advice for all of us to follow.
 
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Behr said:
I hear some of the things he gets asked and he tells me others. I'll tell you like I tell him, maybe you should listen to everything they say instead of thinking you know what they are gonna say and start thinking about your response while they're still giving you important information.
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It would be wise for all of us to think before we speak.
 
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James 3:1¶My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation.
2For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body.

That tongue is hard to control.... Mine gets me in trouble fast sometimes.
 
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BigO95 said:
James 3:1¶My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation.
2For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body.

That tongue is hard to control.... Mine gets me in trouble fast sometimes.
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Could use this one in the out-of-context thread, but won't because of this context. HA
 
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