Don't worry about Clowney

[DarthVisor]

And Clowney also apologized and said he probably could have managed the situation better. For a head coach not to know until nearly game time, that one of his star players is injured and won't be playing, would imply that there is much more going on than just an injury.

It seems that this isn't the first time our training staff and Coach Spurrier have had communication problems. The training staff told CSS before the game that Clowney was good to go. As we found out, that wasn't the case.

I'm not saying that Clowney may not have some injuries, but to claim the issue is simply the "media brainwashing the uninformed fan" is being naive imo.

I agree. Clowney has brought a lot of this on himself with the way he has talked about his opponents and the way he talked himself up in the off-season. However, I do place a bit of the blame on the various media outlets for the problems Clowney is facing. For months, they have played the clip of his hit on Vincent Smith over and over. They've talked about how good he is to the point that your casual fans expected him to duplicate that hit every play.

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[Volstradomus]

I am posting this here because I am too new to start my own thread about it... And I thought it was funny and wanted to share with fellow VFLs.

I was given a ticket to the SC Vs. AR game this weekend in Fayetteville and decided that it would be fun to scout the competition since it was a Vols bye week. After things started getting out of hand for Arky I got bored and shouted to the SC bench that "Tiny was coming for Clowney." Since I was on row 17, this was less than effective. I decided to take it up a notch as many fans started to pack up and head for the gates around the end of the 3rd quarter... I set out on a journey to find a piece of card board and a sharpie. After talking to a few stadium vendors, I managed to find a fitting canvas for my trash talk. Now on to find a Sharpie... The first person I asked, a kid working the Pizza Hut booth, actually had a Sharpie (Clutch performance PH kid). I didn't know what I was going to write, but I knew it had to be simple and direct. "Tiny is Coming for Clowney" is the message I chose. Now on to make sure that Clowney would see my warning... As I returned to my seat, I noticed that Row 1 seats were empty directly behing the SC bench... 10-15ft from where Clowney and a group of players were sitting and resting. This was the perfect platform for my message.

Volstradomus: (Yelling and holding up my sign) "Tiny is coming for you Clowney! You have 7 days! He's coming! Tiny is gonna take a few more of your ribs! You have been warned!"

By this time, Clowney and company had turned around and taken notice of my warning.

Clowney yells, "Who are you?!"

Volstradomus: "I am Volstradomus and I am telling you your future! Tiny is gonna get you next week. He's coming for you!"

Arky kid in the distance: "Who is Tiny? (haha)

Another random SC player: "Just wait..."
The band starts up and drowns him out...

Volstradomus: "I'll wait! I'll wait until Tiny takes Clowney out and the band cranks up and we are singing Rocky Top! You are going to love it! You love Orange! Tiny is coming for you! That is The Tiny Truth!"

Clowney gives one last sarcastic thumbs up and walks away down the sideline as a few SC fans that have gathered attempted a jab "When was the last time Tennessee was relevent?"

Volstradomus: "About the time we won our last SEC Championship. How about y'all?"

I need Tiny to come through this weekend. We need to light a fire under him. Let's get #TheTinyTruth trending on any social media that you are apart of. As always, Go Vols!

-Volstradomus

 

[white hat]

I am posting this here because I am too new to start my own thread about it... And I thought it was funny and wanted to share with fellow VFLs.

I was given a ticket to the SC Vs. AR game this weekend in Fayetteville and decided that it would be fun to scout the competition since it was a Vols bye week. After things started getting out of hand for Arky I got bored and shouted to the SC bench that "Tiny was coming for Clowney." Since I was on row 17, this was less than effective. I decided to take it up a notch as many fans started to pack up and head for the gates around the end of the 3rd quarter... I set out on a journey to find a piece of card board and a sharpie. After talking to a few stadium vendors, I managed to find a fitting canvas for my trash talk. Now on to find a Sharpie... The first person I asked, a kid working the Pizza Hut booth, actually had a Sharpie (Clutch performance PH kid). I didn't know what I was going to write, but I knew it had to be simple and direct. "Tiny is Coming for Clowney" is the message I chose. Now on to make sure that Clowney would see my warning... As I returned to my seat, I noticed that Row 1 seats were empty directly behing the SC bench... 10-15ft from where Clowney and a group of players were sitting and resting. This was the perfect platform for my message.

Volstradomus: (Yelling and holding up my sign) "Tiny is coming for you Clowney! You have 7 days! He's coming! Tiny is gonna take a few more of your ribs! You have been warned!"

By this time, Clowney and company had turned around and taken notice of my warning.

Clowney yells, "Who are you?!"

Volstradomus: "I am Volstradomus and I am telling you your future! Tiny is gonna get you next week. He's coming for you!"

Arky kid in the distance: "Who is Tiny? (haha)

Another random SC player: "Just wait..."
The band starts up and drowns him out...

Volstradomus: "I'll wait! I'll wait until Tiny takes Clowney out and the band cranks up and we are singing Rocky Top! You are going to love it! You love Orange! Tiny is coming for you! That is The Tiny Truth!"

Clowney gives one last sarcastic thumbs up and walks away down the sideline as a few SC fans that have gathered attempted a jab "When was the last time Tennessee was relevent?"

Volstradomus: "About the time we won our last SEC Championship. How about y'all?"

I need Tiny to come through this weekend. We need to light a fire under him. Let's get #TheTinyTruth trending on any social media that you are apart of. As always, Go Vols!

-Volstradomus

That is a funny story. I like your persistence to heckle. I owe you a beer next week. Go Gamecocks

 

[DarthVisor]

I am posting this here because I am too new to start my own thread about it... And I thought it was funny and wanted to share with fellow VFLs.

I was given a ticket to the SC Vs. AR game this weekend in Fayetteville and decided that it would be fun to scout the competition since it was a Vols bye week. After things started getting out of hand for Arky I got bored and shouted to the SC bench that "Tiny was coming for Clowney." Since I was on row 17, this was less than effective. I decided to take it up a notch as many fans started to pack up and head for the gates around the end of the 3rd quarter... I set out on a journey to find a piece of card board and a sharpie. After talking to a few stadium vendors, I managed to find a fitting canvas for my trash talk. Now on to find a Sharpie... The first person I asked, a kid working the Pizza Hut booth, actually had a Sharpie (Clutch performance PH kid). I didn't know what I was going to write, but I knew it had to be simple and direct. "Tiny is Coming for Clowney" is the message I chose. Now on to make sure that Clowney would see my warning... As I returned to my seat, I noticed that Row 1 seats were empty directly behing the SC bench... 10-15ft from where Clowney and a group of players were sitting and resting. This was the perfect platform for my message.

Volstradomus: (Yelling and holding up my sign) "Tiny is coming for you Clowney! You have 7 days! He's coming! Tiny is gonna take a few more of your ribs! You have been warned!"

By this time, Clowney and company had turned around and taken notice of my warning.

Clowney yells, "Who are you?!"

Volstradomus: "I am Volstradomus and I am telling you your future! Tiny is gonna get you next week. He's coming for you!"

Arky kid in the distance: "Who is Tiny? (haha)

Another random SC player: "Just wait..."
The band starts up and drowns him out...

Volstradomus: "I'll wait! I'll wait until Tiny takes Clowney out and the band cranks up and we are singing Rocky Top! You are going to love it! You love Orange! Tiny is coming for you! That is The Tiny Truth!"

Clowney gives one last sarcastic thumbs up and walks away down the sideline as a few SC fans that have gathered attempted a jab "When was the last time Tennessee was relevent?"

Volstradomus: "About the time we won our last SEC Championship. How about y'all?"

I need Tiny to come through this weekend. We need to light a fire under him. Let's get #TheTinyTruth trending on any social media that you are apart of. As always, Go Vols!

-Volstradomus

That's pretty funny.

 

[TXA&M07]

So you're basically saying you acted out the Soothsayer scene from Shakespeare's Ceasar and now you're hoping Tiny accepts the role of Brutus?

Cool story bro?

 

[HLH91govols]

Surprised at your determination/boredom! Never thought of making a sign with what I can find inside the game. Clowney should be worried!

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

So you're basically saying you acted out the Soothsayer scene from Shakespeare's Ceasar and now you're hoping Tiny accepts the role of Brutus?

Cool story bro?

Shakespeare and football... some things just do not belong in the same thread topic.

 

[TXA&M07]

The resemblance was uncanny though.

 

[TheDeeble]

I am absurdly wrong am I? Apparently you have been brainwashed by those fools Kiper and McShay at ESPN my friend.

They get paid to guess and its one of the only professions where they can be wrong all the time and no one will ever call them on it. They over hype players all the time. Examples:

2000 Draft- Ron Dayne, Courtney Brown, Chris Hovan, Erik Flowers, Rob Morris, Trung Canidate

2001 Draft- Gerald Warren, Jamal Reynolds, Damione Lewis, Ryan Pickett,

2002 Draft- David Carr, Joey Harrington, Ryan Simms, Wendell Bryant, Bryan Thomas, Napoleon Harris, Robert Thomas, Patrick Ramsey,

2003 Draft- Dewayne Robertson, Johnathan Sullivan, Rex Grossman, Jimmy Kennedy, Ty Warren, Michael Haynes, Kyle Boller, William Joseph, Tyler Brayton

2004 Draft- DJ Williams, Kenechi Udeze, J.P. Losman, Marcus Tubbs,

2005 Draft- Cadillac Williams, Erasmus Jones, Marcus Spears, Fabian Washington, Luis Castillo, Mike Patterson

2006 Draft- Vince Young, Matt Leinart, Ernie Sims, Brodrick Buntley, Tye Hill, John McCargo

2007 Draft- Jamarcus Russell, Gaines Adams, Jamaal Anderson, Jarvis Moss, Brady Quinn

2008 Draft- Darren McFadden, Vernon Gholston, Sedrick Ellis, Derrick Harvey, Keith Rivers, Gosder Cherilus, Lawrence Jackson

2009 Draft- Aaron Curry, Mark Sanchez, Aaron Maybin, Larry English, Kenny Britt, Beanie Wells, Ziggy Hood

2010 Draft- Rolando McClain, Brandon Graham, Tim Tebow

All of these players coming out of college were 1st round talent according to the "Draft Experts" and they were all busts in the Pro's. Hell, Tebow won a damn Heisman Trophy and he would be lucky to get an offer from an Arena League team at the moment.

They were taken where they were based on the NFL teams that drafted them. You think the NFL listens to Kiper and McShay to determine who they're going to pick?

 

[LurkerExposed]

I need Tiny to come through this weekend. We need to light a fire under him. Let's get #TheTinyTruth trending on any social media that you are apart of. As always, Go Vols!

-Volstradomus

Might not want to do that.....you'll probably get a slew of penis pics posted as a result.....

 

[volger]

I am posting this here because I am too new to start my own thread about it... And I thought it was funny and wanted to share with fellow VFLs.

I was given a ticket to the SC Vs. AR game this weekend in Fayetteville and decided that it would be fun to scout the competition since it was a Vols bye week. After things started getting out of hand for Arky I got bored and shouted to the SC bench that "Tiny was coming for Clowney." Since I was on row 17, this was less than effective. I decided to take it up a notch as many fans started to pack up and head for the gates around the end of the 3rd quarter... I set out on a journey to find a piece of card board and a sharpie. After talking to a few stadium vendors, I managed to find a fitting canvas for my trash talk. Now on to find a Sharpie... The first person I asked, a kid working the Pizza Hut booth, actually had a Sharpie (Clutch performance PH kid). I didn't know what I was going to write, but I knew it had to be simple and direct. "Tiny is Coming for Clowney" is the message I chose. Now on to make sure that Clowney would see my warning... As I returned to my seat, I noticed that Row 1 seats were empty directly behing the SC bench... 10-15ft from where Clowney and a group of players were sitting and resting. This was the perfect platform for my message.

Volstradomus: (Yelling and holding up my sign) "Tiny is coming for you Clowney! You have 7 days! He's coming! Tiny is gonna take a few more of your ribs! You have been warned!"

By this time, Clowney and company had turned around and taken notice of my warning.

Clowney yells, "Who are you?!"

Volstradomus: "I am Volstradomus and I am telling you your future! Tiny is gonna get you next week. He's coming for you!"

Arky kid in the distance: "Who is Tiny? (haha)

Another random SC player: "Just wait..."
The band starts up and drowns him out...

Volstradomus: "I'll wait! I'll wait until Tiny takes Clowney out and the band cranks up and we are singing Rocky Top! You are going to love it! You love Orange! Tiny is coming for you! That is The Tiny Truth!"

Clowney gives one last sarcastic thumbs up and walks away down the sideline as a few SC fans that have gathered attempted a jab "When was the last time Tennessee was relevent?"

Volstradomus: "About the time we won our last SEC Championship. How about y'all?"

I need Tiny to come through this weekend. We need to light a fire under him. Let's get #TheTinyTruth trending on any social media that you are apart of. As always, Go Vols!

-Volstradomus

Excellent first post. Welcome to VN.