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#126
#126
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#127
#127
Perter Peter pumpkin eater
Bought a new electric heater
Pluged it in his pumpkin shell
And hoped it'd warm him very well

Peter used it just one night
blew some fuses left and right
said some changes were required
paid to have his shell rewired.
 
#130
#130
I would walk mile after mile
just to see you beautiful smile.
I would run race after race
just to see your gorgeous face.
But most of all if given the chance
I just want to get in your pants.
 
#131
#131
Bump for BJ,
A thread of rhyming and play
He says we have talented fwaks
with rhythmic words to discuss,
but the reality is
that poetry stinks.
 
#132
#132
Slice oh slice you're my boy
But I must tell you with not much joy
Red undresses me with a simple look
One glance at my peen is all it took
So on the couch you must go
BJs in town and now I run the Red show
 
#136
#136
Red if you ever read this I say it in jest
please don't punch me in the face or stab me in my chest
Slice we still kool
I saw Mimi the other day, still acting a fool
 
#138
#138
Teer Fore he showed up
Little boring little pup
Slice did Slice and made a thread
Tear Fore rolled over and he played dead

Body Gaurd bounced us up so high
Did not bounce out or say bye bye
So We say thanks to body gaurd
Cause anything else will raise the ire

Teer Fore if you play the zone
Keep stiff lip don't beech or moan
Come for lulz not too post pad
Or we'll send Jerry to go break bad
 
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#140
#140
Otter he got buffed and he got tonee
Then oiled up like a show pony
Strutted left and strutted right
Held his breath with butt clinched tight
Showed all his abs off to the judges
gay from happy not packing fudges
the zone was proud of otters feat
Made the ladies want his meat
Otter man we know you'll win
Just keep that speedo from creeping in
To your crack cause that'd be whack
Even if that otter got back.
Once you're done take off that sling
Drink a beer and eat something
Your wish me thread is full of cheer
But it also sounds a little *****.
 
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#143
#143
Spider spider on the wall,
Have you got no since at all,
Can't you see that walls been plastered,
Get down from there you dirty spider.
 
#146
#146
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said "hey Beech, what's in the bowl?"
 
#150
#150
There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her uterus fell out
 
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