Dr Seuss thread

#101
#101
Sometimes I wish I was dead
Because its been a weeks since I last for head.

But now as I lay,
I am glad I never had to pay.
 
#102
#102
wildnkrazykat said:
Now I lay here in this bed
Posting in this rhyming thread
Should I turn the lights all out
Or stay awake and post throughout
Tomorrow all this sleep I'll miss
But who could ever leave all this
So stay awake is what I'll do
Until the sandman slips on through
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#105
#105
Hot outside it is to me.
melting is a possibility.
Chattanooga in in summer time will make me yell.
"I must have been bad I've been sent to Memphis!"
 
#106
#106
Even tho it's six o'clock
To the pool its time to flock
If it is cold, vacuum we will
If you jump in you'll surely chill
I hope with all it's nice and warm
And that there is no evening storm
To float around would be so nice,
Are you coming over slice?
 
#109
#109
The sun is hot
It makes me sweat
Good thing my pool
will make me wet.
90 degrees it sounds so right
I think I'll float around all night
 
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#114
#114
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing.
 
#121
#121
The football forum I do dread
I will not post in politics thread
The recruitniks love to size up men
The women's forum is just to thin
So for my kicks i post the zone
On my handy izaphone
You would like it if you tried
Then your nerves wouldn't be so fried
 
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#123
#123
I thought that I would never see
a poem as lovely as a tree
I had though hoped that there would be
a Tree still here for me to see.
Some lumber firm from out of town
Has cut the whole d@mn forest down
So I'll show those dirty ####s
I'll write a poem and call it trucks.
 
#124
#124
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