Ewwwwww, Penn State at it Again

[RavinDave]

What do these Chemical Engineering guys conjure up in the labs? I had a TA in one of my freshman chemistry classes that apparently never took a shower. He had shoulder length hair that was dripping grease, and you dare not ask him a question because his BO would knock you down within 10 feet.

I know you’re from an earlier time (like me) but that sounds disgusting even today.

 

[RavinDave]

it ticks all the right boxes.

The worm has turned.

 

[McDad]

The worm has turned.

what if the man in the story is a groomer?

 

[RavinDave]

what if the man in the story is a groomer?

I just have to wag my head.

 

[McDad]

I just have to wag my head.

Well, we can't just roll over and play dead, can we?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Freak needs to collar this discussion.

 

[RavinDave]

Well, we can't just roll over and play dead, can we?

Take a bite out of crime.

 

[RavinDave]

Freak needs to collar this discussion.

I dunno, he always gives @McDad a long leash.

 

[McDad]

Bet the guy dresses up for the rendezvous with his pet, clean shirt, dinner jacket, dog pants.

 

[McDad]

We've littered our puns all over this forum.

 

[RavinDave]

We've littered our puns all over this forum.

Nothing left but the hind teat.

 

[McDad]

Freak needs to collar this discussion.

K. 9 more puns before we walk?

 

[McDad]

Nothing left but the hind teat.

the others will bitch about our jokes.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Putting this in political forum instead of sports, because the article clearly goes that way. But seriously given the number of incidents what the heck is up with Penn State? Why do they seem to have the most freaks on Admin and staff?

Confirmed: Penn State Professor and Dog Lover Accused of Bestiality is a Longtime Liberal Who Donated to Liz Warren, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft | 120

Apologies didn't see the other thread.

 

[RavinDave]

the others will bitch about our jokes.

They’re like a pack of wild dogs.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

I will just say he was Paws-itively one sick puppy.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Im sorry. You cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube. Human sexuality has evolved and this fellow has just as much right to express himself in his pursuit of happiness as anyone else.

Puppy Porn

 

[EasternVol]

I don’t think we should judge others for their sex lives. Penn State continues (since the Sandusky era) to be at the forefront of promoting diverse sexual lifestyles among their employees.

Well it is Happy Valley.

 

[Weezer]

As far as I am aware, there is only two irrefutable lines. One is consent. The other is a violation of rights.

Are we to assign ability to consent to non humans?

Do animals enjoy the same rights as humans?

Consent applies to animals. In the case of a dog, I would think one woof means yes, two woofs mean no.

Now leave your goats alone.

 

[McDad]

Consent applies to animals. In the case of a dog, I would think one woof means yes, two woofs mean no.

Now leave your goats alone.

"service" animal?

 

[RavinDave]

"service" animal?

Obviously *that* man’s best friend.

 

[davethevol]

what if the man in the story is a groomer?

How do we even know he’s a man? I don’t want to be judge mental like the doctor that delivered they/them and assign a gender.

 

[EasternVol]

I would have never thought that after eating a Steak that I would have to clarify a statement "That was a good piece of meat" meant after it was cooked. Or a butcher might take offense if asked "How good is that Meat". To someone surprise the Butcher might answer not sure I only had sex with that cow one time you might have to ask Joe in the back.

Instead of a Dog, why didn't he just get a goat.

Are you insinuating that goats are of low morals?

 

[VOLS INC.]

@McDad
you remember our conversation about Hog’s dead corpse and whether his wife was harmed by actions perpetrated on it?

I believe it was in the greater context of kink vs crime - where does one end and the other begin?

We should sticky this post. Then we wouldn’t need the 250 post requirement. This alone will scare off the masses.

 

[AM64]

I think he's being serious and thinks the left is actually ok with this.

Seems to me he was making fun of the left - probably both sides of the political spectrum in fact. The left for liking stuff that gets them votes - dogs obviously can't vote, but any other type of sexual deviancy is apparently acceptable to them ... as long as it is "consensual". On the other side of the political spectrum he's saying folks are too straight (publicly) to agree with anything that doesn't have "missionary" attached ... and probably not even then if the lights are on.