Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

#301
#301
"That's when the whores come in. Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore."
 
#304
#304
"A black sheriff president *cough* what is the world a comin too"
-Beuford T Justice Smokey and the Bandit
 
#306
#306
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** dont ****ing roll!!!....Shomer Shabbos!"

-Walter, Big Lebowski.
 
#307
#307
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
 
#310
#310
"Why Johnny Ringo..you look like somebody just walked over yo grave".

"Fights not with you lunger"

"Oh I beg to diffa sir, play for blood remember"

"I was just fooling around"

"I wasn't"

Tombstone
 
#313
#313
"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and f#@$ing, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."
 
#314
#314
"Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of f@#$ing car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-f@#$ing-spicuous now, is it?"
 
#315
#315
"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? F#$%ing Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big d!ck coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
 
#316
#316
"First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press."
 
#317
#317
"I used the same f@#$in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no damn Maxi-Pad!"
 
#318
#318
"Shut your fat *ss randy, I can't go to the store for a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've **cked"

"Tell me the name of your cat and I'll shot myself"

Classic
 
#319
#319
"well, well, well, well. if it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. how art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou."
 
#325
#325
you needn't take it any further, sir. you've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. i've learned me lesson, sir. i've seen now what i've never seen before. i'm cured! praise bog! i'm cured!
 
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