"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and f#@$ing, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."
"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? F#$%ing Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big d!ck coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
"First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press."
"I used the same f@#$in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no damn Maxi-Pad!"
"Get the f@#$ out! Randy, you tuning son of a bitch, go f@#$ing practice, Randy!"