Favorite stand-up

#51
#51
I'm actually surprised there aren't any of Dane Cook's mentioned. However my favorite is Dave Chappelle Killing Them Softly. Also if the Kings of Comedy count give me that one too.
 
#52
#52
VolBuck24 said:
I'm actually surprised there aren't any of Dane Cook's mentioned. However my favorite is Dave Chappelle Killing Them Softly. Also if the Kings of Comedy count give me that one too.
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Bernie counts, however, DL Hughley, Cedric and Steve Harvey do not.
 
#54
#54
Some people are against drunk driving and i call these people the police. But hey, the kids can't drive themselves to school.

Dave Attell
 
#59
#59
yep. killed in a car crash. it was ironic that his daughter was driving considering his bit about teaching his daughter how to drive. wasn't the same daughter from the bit, but ironic all the same.
 
#61
#61
Pablo Francisco is great stand up but his jokes aren't funny unless you hear and see him perform them.
 
#69
#69
Eddie Izzard (Church of England Fundamentals)
-I just don't think that's happening. But you can't do that in Church of England, you can't say, "You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!" You can't have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked with Church of England.


"Talk! Will you talk!"

"But it hurts!"

"Well, loosen it up a bit, will you? Fine..."


‘Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.


"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.
 
#70
#70
killing them softly may very well be the funniest standup routine i've ever listened to. hilarious all the way through.
 
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