Favorite stand-up

#76
#76
Early Chris Rock is tough to beat.

Hedberg is on his own level (RIP).

Louis CK
 
#81
#81
'true stories i made up' was the other, i believe. it was really good too, but a lot of the same stuff as CS.
 
#82
#82
Yes yes i couldn't think of that name.

Anyone here like Gaffigan? or Kyle Cease?
 
#83
#83
Dbake005 said:
Yes yes i couldn't think of that name.

Anyone here like Gaffigan? or Kyle Cease?
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Gaffigan -Beyond the Pale
1- But really, we’re a country that loves food. I mean, think about it. Once a week on the news there’s a piece on American obesity. They always show a big guy walking, they’ll block out his face. But that guy knows it’s him.
“Well that shirt looks familiar…oh, crap! Can’t wear that shirt again.”
Poor guy gets to work: “Hey Bill! Saw your fat ass on the news!”
2- Pancakes definitely make you lower your expectations. You’re like, “Well, looks like I’m not showering today.”
3- I do love food. I even enjoy watching people make food. But you ever notice that the food network is far more interesting when you’re hungry? When you’re full you’re like, “This is stupid.” But when you’re hungry the Food Network’s like porn. You’re like, “Oh, yeah, whip it up baby. Make it for me.” It is a little embarrassing when someone catches you watching the Food Network.
“What are you watching?”
“Uh, uh, the Food Network.”
“Well why are your pants off?”
“I, I like food?” “A lot?”
 
#89
#89
netflix keeps telling me to watch gaffigans special. is he cheesy? what's his style?
 
#91
#91
golfballs03 said:
All I've seen is Live at the Purple Onion. A couple good lines, but overall just kind of weird.
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"The only time its cool to yell I have diarhea is when your playing scrabble... Because its worth a load of points" - Galifinakis

Now thats funny
 
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#92
#92
i just want to say how proud i am of everyone that has posted in this thread so far. 95 posts in and not one mention of larry the cable guy.
 
#95
#95
Just watched an episode of Law and Order with Jim Gaffigan. He's hilarious even when he's being serious.
 
#96
#96
The GOAT is Pryor, he had it all and most, if not all black comedians after him has took their act from him.

With that said.

Eddie Murphy
Chris Rock
George Carlin
Greg Giraldo
Mitch Hedberg
Louis C.K.
Denis Leary
Bernie Mac
 
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#100
#100
GahLee said:
The most random comedian ever...he has no segway from one joke to another, still funny though.
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He and Kyle Cease are battling for this crown.

I can see how Gaffigan would annoy people but his 'talking as if he is the crowd' cracks me up in Beyond The Pale.

Kevin Hart makes me laugh
 
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