Okay, how's this one?
A man was in court charged with 2 murders, and the judge says " you are charged with beating your wife to death with a shovel." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out " You b*st*rd." The judge then says "you are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a shovel." Again a voice from the back of the courtroom yells out "You f***ing bas**rd!"
The judge then stops the proceeding and says "Listen, I can understand your anger and frustration with these crimes, but I can't allow outbursts in the courtroom. Any more of these and I will have to charge you with contempt. Now, what is your problem?"
At the back of the courtroom , the man stood up and said "I lived next door to that b**tard, and every time I asked to borrow a f***ing shovel, he said he didn't have one."