Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[508mikey]

‘I love it,’ says man facing possible death penalty in Riverview slayings

Sooner the better - one less scumbag on Earth

 

[508mikey]

Where/How do these idiots get a DL Wrong-way Kentucky driver hits car full of kids, six people killed

 

[LouderVol]

Where/How do these idiots get a DL Wrong-way Kentucky driver hits car full of kids, six people killed

if it's like TN I have seen my peers back into or hit cars or signs and still pass.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Thought he could get away with it...

 

[Firebirdparts]

Thought he could get away with it...

That’s like “Florida man of the year” level.

 

[UnkieVol]

Two good ones from the last couple of days:

Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love

Naked woman trashes restaurant before being Tasered ‘in breasts’ by cops

God bless Florida.

 

[Wireless1]

Two good ones from the last couple of days:

Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love

Naked woman trashes restaurant before being Tasered ‘in breasts’ by cops

God bless Florida.

Jackson was more direct. “I was eating some p***y,”

Finlay and Jackson were each arrested for possession of an open container and booked into the Indian River County jail, where they remain behind bars in lieu of $500 bond.
The pair escaped additional charges related to their crawling tunnel antics since “there were no further complainants who reported seeing the above-mentioned incident,” the affidavit notes.

 

[tbh]

Two good ones from the last couple of days:

Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love

Naked woman trashes restaurant before being Tasered ‘in breasts’ by cops

God bless Florida.

"We were both drinking the Four Loko and the vodka, you only live once.”

Philosophy 101, by Florida Man and Florida Woman.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida Man Faces 30 Years for Vandalizing Asian Family....

 

[Plano Vol]

Where/How do these idiots get a DL Wrong-way Kentucky driver hits car full of kids, six people killed

Sad that it happened . USA Today said I95 which doesn't go through KY I guess they meant I75

 

[tbh]

Florida Town (accidentally) sells its water tower to...Florida Man

 

[Boca Vol]

Florida Town (accidentally) sells its water tower to...Florida Man

With the way property is skyrocketing down here he should've made about $100K on the deal.

 

[sona]

With the way property is skyrocketing down here he should've made about $100K on the deal.

True Florida Man would have kept it and quadrupled the price of water. He's a transplant.

 

[peaygolf]

Florida man hops on scooter to chase after stolen Lamborghini

 

[Mccage]

Tennessee Man reads about Florida Man

 

[sona]

Tennessee Man reads about Florida Man

I moved here to study them. I've always said Florida attracts crazy. I lived here in the early 90s, and now again. The crazy never fades.

 

[tbh]

I moved here to study them. I've always said Florida attracts crazy. I lived here in the early 90s, and now again. The crazy never fades.

Can confirm. I lived in NE FL for a couple of years before moving away and the full spectrum of crazy was on display, from Nassau County, to Duuuuvaaaaal County, to St. Johns County. It seemed like the closer to the coast, the more forceful and numerous the examples of craziness. Fernandina Beach and Jax Beach(es) were ripe for case studies when I was in the area.

 

[joevol33]

I moved here to study them. I've always said Florida attracts crazy. I lived here in the early 90s, and now again. The crazy never fades.

This explains my desire to move there

 

[sona]

This explains my desire to move there

It's usually interesting. I even met a nice Yankee the other day. I should have taken a picture.

 

[xJesusx56]

Who is William Braddock and what has he been accused of?

Went to boot camp with this one actually

 

[VolFaninFla]

Florida man tries to throw alligator onto roof to teach it a 'lesson': Police

 

[Firebirdparts]

Who is William Braddock and what has he been accused of?

Went to boot camp with this one actually

Tennesseans will remember Byron Low Tax Looper

 

[VolFaninFla]

Florida Man Arrested After Biting Off Part of Friend's Ear in Fight
Mike Tyson wannabe

 

[95 Vol Alum]

*Florida Woman

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports

 

[Firebirdparts]

Just came her to post that. Florida woman! Quoting from the article, "a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person "