Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

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Did you guys read about the former FSU mascot? He died a true Florida Man.

Man who portrayed Chief Osceola at FSU killed in gumbo spices argument

Caleb Joshua Halley was stabbed at a seafood restaurant by his coworker 26-year-old Orlando Thompson, who has been arrested on charges of manslaughter by the Panama City Police Department.

According to police reports the two men were arguing over the amount of spice to put into Buddy's Seafood Market gumbo Tuesday where the two men worked.

Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small wooden knife. Thompson then retreated and returned with a knife, slashing Halley, causing three lacerations across his torso. Halley, who is from Calhoun County and served as Osceola at FSU from 2004 to 2007, died from his injuries Thursday.
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I literally can't even. This is the most Florida Man thing I have read in quite some time.
 
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Volunteer_Kirby said:
Did you guys read about the former FSU mascot? He died a true Florida Man.

Man who portrayed Chief Osceola at FSU killed in gumbo spices argument



I literally can't even. This is the most Florida Man thing I have read in quite some time.
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Seriously. Osceola Boy's got a knife and the other kid, apparently realizing the folly of bringing a wooden board to a gumbo fight, retreats and comes back with a knife of his own??

I keep trying to imagine myself in their shoes but every time, one of us stops and says, "Wait. Gumbo." And then we both start laughing our asses off and have a couple beers.

I'm with you, Kirb. I really can't wrap my head around these things.
 
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This thread needs more Florida Woman...

Florida Woman gets high on meth at her smoking spot (a giant old Bald Cypress) and decided to make a fire so she could see better. Tree burns down. Tree is 3,500 years old - the oldest known tree in Florida, the 5th oldest in the country and the largest tree east of the Mississippi. She even took pics and videos on her phone.

True story...
 
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Tree burners in Bama are rednecks doing so in the name of bear bryant
Tree burners in Florida are rednecks doing it because meth
 
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I think we may have had a thread like this in the pub but I'm too lazy to find it. Florida by far seems to have the dumbest people getting arrested as well as committing the most screwed up crimes. It's hard to go a day without reading at least one ridiculous crime or arrest in Florida.




Woman accused of shooting up meth, riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine | myfox8.com

The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart.

She’s accused of consuming about $32 worth of food and wine at the store. Authorities said she took sushi, wine and other items off the shelves and consumed them.

Two empty syringes were reportedly found in her purse.


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TOP said:
I think we may have had a thread like this in the pub but I'm too lazy to find it. Florida by far seems to have the dumbest people getting arrested as well as committing the most screwed up crimes. It's hard to go a day without reading at least one ridiculous crime or arrest in Florida.




Woman accused of shooting up meth, riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine | myfox8.com
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Probably will counter sue because they discriminated against drug users
 
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#119
Florida man at it again:

Video released of customer throwing alligator through Wendy’s drive-thru | Fox News

Surveillance video released Thursday shows a Florida man tossing a live alligator through a Wendy’s restaurant drive-thru window, providing new details on an incident that occurred in Palm Beach County last October.

In the video, Jupiter, Fla. resident Joshua James can be seen paying for his drink order around 1:30 AM, then, as the female cashier turns her back to the customer to get change, James is seen tossing a blurry object through the drive-thru window and quickly driving away. That object was a 3.5 foot alligator James later claimed to have found on the side of the road, according to Florida Fish Wildlife and Conservation officials.

In February, James was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, illegal possession of an alligator and petty theft. After posting $6,000 bond, James was legally banned from all Wendy’s restaurants and is prohibited from contact with “any animals except current family dog.” He was also ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation and to avoid possessing any weapons.
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#122
More Florida man...

Florida man having sex at community pool fights with other swimmers | The Charlotte Observer

And a more detailed article:

Man busted for having sex in public pool, chasing and trying to hit children - News - Northwest Florida Daily News - Fort Walton Beach, FL

A 28-year-old man who became angry when asked to stop having sex in a community pool now faces charges of assault and lewd and lascivious behavior.

Witnesses told the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy that Austin David Misiak was having sexual intercourse in the pool at Heather Glenn Apartments on Saturday with an unknown woman.

When they asked him to stop because there were children present, he got out and started chasing kids and trying to hit them, according to his OCSO arrest report.
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