Florida Man

[TheBigOne10]

Florida Woman Asks For Two Double Cheeseburgers In Exchange For Sex

Woman’s fee for sex: two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu - Florida - MiamiHerald.com

They call it double trouble for a reason lol

 

[fixin2golf]

This is hilarious!!!
Florida man dies after getting Butch slapped.

 

[orangefreak21]

Florida Man Accuses Cop Of Weighing His Crack Wrong, Claims "I Do This For A Living"

Man says Fort Pierce cops weighed his cocaine wrong, says he knows 'because that's what he does for a living' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

LOL!
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[Vercingetorix]

Florida Man Arrested For Fondling Himself At Community Pool, Cites Invisible Lesbians

Boca Raton man arrested after allegedly fondling himself at... | www.palmbeachpost.com

 

[NavyVOLSfan!]

Florida man arrested after calling 911 because his cat was denied entry into strip club

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club | Elite Daily

 

[Grand Vol]

Florida Man Arrested For Fondling Himself At Community Pool, Cites Invisible Lesbians

Boca Raton man arrested after allegedly fondling himself at... | www.palmbeachpost.com

Well...could be a valid argument.

 

[keckjm]

Keckjm is going to piss his pants if this stuff keeps up lol

 

[white65]

They call it double trouble for a reason lol

I bet Ashley(bigone's sister) could be talked down to 1 single cheeseburger.

 

[Special Ed]

Why would you want to honor FL?

 

[vols461]

This is the most epic thread started in a while.
There is so much WIN here

 

[Gruuden]

Best thread in a while. good job op

 

[mtowntim]

Great thread!

Much needed relief from the drudgery.

Thanks V.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Florida Man Crashes Car Three Times In One Night Of Drunk Driving

Troopers: Drunken driver flees after crashing truck 3 times | www.wftv.com

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Truth is funnier than fiction. You can't make this stuff up.

 

[tim]

Florida Man Arrested For Fondling Himself At Community Pool, Cites Invisible Lesbians

Boca Raton man arrested after allegedly fondling himself at... | www.palmbeachpost.com

This one is understandable. I met Lulu and Lacretia at the wavepool in '86. Wondered where they were for years.

 

[golfballs]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/pub/189387-florida-man-personifies-all-wrong-state.html

 

[bigorange]

Drinking Session Leads To Argument, Florida Man Smearing Feces On Girlfriend's Back

Jacob Kuhn has drinks with girlfriend, then smears feces on her back, report says | Local News - WPBF Home

If I had a dollar for every time I smeared feces on someone's back...

 

[lilsmokey]

Wow lol

 

[feathersax]

Thoughtful, well-researched series of posts & worthy portrayal of goat-ropers in FL. Kudos to OP.

 

[aaronvol]

This thread...this piece of work...this grandiose offering to the gods...this is why volnation exists. this is why we come back again and again. thank you. but if you want to make some people happy you need to find a headline that reads, "Florida man wonders if Butch needs to be fired after Oregon loss..."

 

[YorkVol]

 

[zidanefan]

Solid thread is solid.

 

[AirVol]

Can't wait for the OP to start a thread on Bammer! It will be a dandy.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Florida Woman Poops In Man's Yard, Bathes Naked In Pool

Homeless woman poops in man's yard, bathes naked in pool, Palm Bay police say | Home - Home

 

[GlockVol]

Made my day. Reminds me of Drudge Report, handpicked stupidity taken from the headlines, but instead of making me want to throw my iPad across the room, it made me laugh. Great job!