Florida Man

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#81
lawgator1 said:
Tennessee laws:

{Insert Charlie Brown teacher voice here}

Dumb Laws in Tennessee. Crazy Tennessee Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!
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Crazy Florida laws:

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (like Lawgator at conception?)

It is illegal to sell your children. (in Lawgator's case, they gave him away instead)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (well, there goes Lawgator's Saturday night plans)

The molestation of trash cans is banned. (and his post game activities are a wash)

No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. (along with his Friday night date)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (boy they just take all the fun out of his life)
 
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Grand Vol said:
Crazy Florida laws:

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (like Lawgator at conception?)

It is illegal to sell your children. (in Lawgator's case, they gave him away instead)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (well, there goes Lawgator's Saturday night plans)

The molestation of trash cans is banned. (and his post game activities are a wash)

No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. (along with his Friday night date)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (boy they just take all the fun out of his life)
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Just the porcupine/??/
So that leaves so many animals at risk.
 
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Accordinging to a Reddit poster it's been 15 days since a Florida man was caught publicly pleasuring himself in Burger King.
 
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