Florida Man

[Vercingetorix]

Police Find Drunk Florida Woman Doing 'Donuts' In Jeep With Missing Tire

Woman Arrested on DUI Charge After Spinning Jeep in Circles: Davie Police | NBC 6 South Florida

 

[RollerVol]

In honor of our opponents on Saturday. All news comes from the Twitter feed @_FloridaMan.

All the fruits and nuts roll down to Florida!
GO VOLS!

 

[Vercingetorix]

From yesterday!

Florida Man Arrested For Performing Two-Day Exorcism On 80-Year-Old Girlfriend

Holiday man tried exorcism on 80-year-old girlfriend, deputies say | Tampa Bay Times

 

[NochNoch]

Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly

Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly | The Smoking Gun

'It's breast time, oh, baby I'll take it all off": Woman, 46, takes her top off at bar and refuses to put it back on

Rhonda Beckman, 46, bears BREASTS in Florida bar and screams profanities at cops on her way to jail | Mail Online

Samurai sword-wielding, knife-throwing man lost it over missing can of shrimp, report says

Florida man throws sword over missing shrimp can - OrlandoSentinel.com

 

[Vercingetorix]

Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly

Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly | The Smoking Gun

'It's breast time, oh, baby I'll take it all off": Woman, 46, takes her top off at bar and refuses to put it back on

Rhonda Beckman, 46, bears BREASTS in Florida bar and screams profanities at cops on her way to jail | Mail Online

Samurai sword-wielding, knife-throwing man lost it over missing can of shrimp, report says

Florida man throws sword over missing shrimp can - OrlandoSentinel.com

I can understand throwing knives at someone over stolen shrimp. But canned shrimp? Come on.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Florida man takes his ball and goes home, then comes back again.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/pub/53639-lawgator1-takes-his-ball-goes-home.html

 

[LittleCat]

Florida man takes his ball and goes home, then comes back again.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/pub/53639-lawgator1-takes-his-ball-goes-home.html

I feel that way too sometimes.

 

[NochNoch]

I can understand throwing knives at someone over stolen shrimp. But canned shrimp? Come on.

Well, to be fair, I'm sure it must be extremely difficult to come by fresh shrimp when you live right next to the coast in FL.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

I feel that way too sometimes.

Me too... I just don't advertise it.

 

[LittleCat]

Me too... I just don't advertise it.

Sadly I did.

With slightly more *facepalm* moments and head banging against the table.

 

[Vercingetorix]

HOW DARE YOU GUYS BE OFF TOPlC IN MY OFF TOPIC THREAD

 

[lawgator1]

Tennessee laws:

It is a crime to hold hands while at school.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

You cannot shoot any game other than whales from a moving car.

Ministers cannot be elected to the House of the State Legislature.

It is illegal to dare a child to buy beer.


Dumb Laws in Tennessee. Crazy Tennessee Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Naked Florida Man Tased While Beating Neighbor, Eating Cocaine; Reportedly Knows Jay-Z And Lady Gaga

Bizarre end for a bodyguard-to-the-stars - Kendall - MiamiHerald.com

...all while listening to the Pat Travers classic, "Snortin' Whiskey (and Drinkin' Cocaine)".:rock:

 

[aaronvol]

Tennessee laws:

It is a crime to hold hands while at school.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

You cannot shoot any game other than whales from a moving car.

Ministers cannot be elected to the House of the State Legislature.

It is illegal to dare a child to buy beer.


Dumb Laws in Tennessee. Crazy Tennessee Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

we all have crazy laws...you guys just break normal laws in crazy ways.

 

[ETV]

we all have crazy laws...you guys just break normal laws in crazy ways.

People in Florida tend to take it to the extreme.

 

[YorkVol]

Florida Woman Poops In Man's Yard, Bathes Naked In Pool

Homeless woman poops in man's yard, bathes naked in pool, Palm Bay police say | Home - Home

Beauchamp continued on saying she wanted to go to jail and that she was passing through Palm Bay on her way to Washington DC to yell at President Obama, according to the report.

Related to VolMav, imo.

 

[mtowntim]

Wonder how many of these nimrods lawgator has represented?

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

HOW DARE YOU GUYS BE OFF TOPlC IN MY OFF TOPIC THREAD

And a great off topic thread it is. :good!:

 

[YorkVol]

HOW DARE YOU GUYS BE OFF TOPlC IN MY OFF TOPIC THREAD

Use this:

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Think we need a Florida Woman thread too...

'Hiccup Girl' Jennifer Mee on Trial For Murder in Florida - ABC News

 

[Vercingetorix]

Florida Man Kills Cellmate With Wet Toilet Paper

http://t.co/ZIFedEhTBn

 

[Vercingetorix]

Florida Man Arrested For Biting Grandmother During Argument Over Wine

Deltona man bites grandma in argument over wine | News-JournalOnline.com

 

[Gary10ec1]

Solid job OP. Unfortunately for me I live in the "Sunshine State" makes me miss the "Moonshine State" all the more. Go Vols!

 

[Adam Sandler]

Im not a criminal, Im a deviant.

 

[UrbanCryer]

Tennessee laws:

It is a crime to hold hands while at school.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

You cannot shoot any game other than whales from a moving car.

Ministers cannot be elected to the House of the State Legislature.

It is illegal to dare a child to buy beer.





Dumb Laws in Tennessee. Crazy Tennessee Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

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