Florida Offense

#76
#76
hmanvolfan said:
Beating Florida could never be pointless, even if it was the only win of the season. Just ask LG.
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LG would quickly point out that it's worthless to speculate about the value of a Tennessee win over Florida.

It's far better to discuss the odds of ALF becoming president, OJ finally finding the real killer(s), and Tim Tebow becoming heterosexual. All are far, far more likely than a Tennessee victory over Florida. LG would quickly cite his own rationality, discernment, and omniscience as support for his claims.
 
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#79
#79
hmanvolfan said:
Beating Florida could never be pointless, even if it was the only win of the season. Just ask LG.
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Jaytrain5 said:
LG would quickly point out that it's worthless to speculate about the value of a Tennessee win over Florida.

It's far better to discuss the odds of ALF becoming president, OJ finally finding the real killer(s), and Tim Tebow becoming heterosexual. All are far, far more likely than a Tennessee victory over Florida. LG would quickly cite his own rationality, discernment, and omniscience as support for his claims.
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An academic discussion, to be sure, since the premise is so absurd.
 
#87
#87
TreeGreen said:
You must subscribe to the Barry Bonds school of hard work and dedication, where your "weight lifting" makes your neck huge.
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There are plenty of weight-lifting techniques that will increase the size of your neck. I added 2 inches to my neck in college...and, in football, it's a good idea to strengthen your neck, because you're going to get hit in the head, neck, and shoulders a lot.
 
#88
#88
Jaytrain5 said:
There are plenty of weight-lifting techniques that will increase the size of your neck. I added 2 inches to my neck in college...and, in football, it's a good idea to strengthen your neck, because you're going to get hit in the head, neck, and shoulders a lot.
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I'm well aware of that, but I'd rather give the gator a hard time.
 
#98
#98
myrobbins7 said:
Well, I will agree with ya to a point. Im not convinced, but I don't see a replay of last year.
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It is hard to imagine a scenario in which the game is not closer, I would agree with that. I think Florida would have won last year notwithstanding the Ainge fumble in the third, but surely it would have been closer had the floodgates not opened up after that.
 
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