Freak's night before the Florida game admittedly off topic thread

[allvol9]

Now this is a good thread. Love the updates Freak.....just wish I was there. Go Vols!

 

[Lawrence Wright]

I just ran out of spray starch.

 

[ATC_VOL]

say heynto my daughter, she runs the tower at moody.

I'll tell her Memphis says hey.

 

[governmentmule]

I'm ironing my acid washed pleated jorts right now.

i haven't seen them in years lol: with the fringe ?

 

[99gator]

I'm ironing my acid washed pleated jorts right now.

dry clean.

i leave it up to professionals

 

[Freak]

I'm ironing my acid washed pleated jorts right now.

I knew it!

 

[Lawrence Wright]

dry clean.

i leave it up to professionals

Screw that, I'm a UF alum.

Who knows better how to care for jorts than a UF alum?

There is no comeback for this post.

 

[99gator]

Screw that, I'm a UF alum.

Who knows better how to care for jorts than a UF alum?

There is no comeback for this post.

this is true. they won't give you a diploma until you've mastered the skill.

but, ever since i got running water, i've strayed a little from all the learning i was exposed to.

i cut my mullet. i have my jorts dry cleaned. and i am no longer violating my probation.

 

[phowell23]

Don't go outside Freak!

 

[SmokeyFTW]

Don't go outside Freak!

Ha

 

[Freak]

this is true. they won't give you a diploma until you've mastered the skill.

but, ever since i got running water, i've strayed a little from all the learning i was exposed to.

i cut my mullet. i have my jorts dry cleaned. and i am no longer violating my probation.

You know it's bad when all of our friendly neighborhood Gator trolls feel sorry for us and play along with our jokes.

 

[Freak]

Don't go outside Freak!

Is that lawgator showing some belly?

 

[YorkVol]

Screw that, I'm a UF alum.

Who knows better how to care for jorts than a UF alum?

There is no comeback for this post.

how about a UF Alums mother, wife and sister?

 

[CountVolcula]

You know it's bad when all of our friendly neighborhood Gator trolls feel sorry for us and play along with our jokes.

Jokes

Real life ain't no joke

 

[Lawrence Wright]

You know it's bad when all of our friendly neighborhood Gator trolls feel sorry for us and play along with our jokes.

Sent the wife to WalMart to pick up some Magic Sizing.

My jorts will be tight tomorrow, believe that.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

how about a UF Alums mother, wife and sister?

I don't trust anyone with my jorts.

 

[Neyland Law Vol]

Freak: we want an epic thread posted Sunday telling your wild stories after TN pulls the upset and you sing rocky top all night long at the local gator bars!

 

[CountVolcula]

Sent the wife to WalMart to pick up some Magic Sizing.

My jorts will be tight tomorrow, believe that.

Tighter than normal?

Gonna look like you're hiding a midget fist in your pants

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Sent the wife to WalMart to pick up some Magic Sizing.

My jorts will be tight tomorrow, believe that.

I don't trust anyone with my jorts.

OK these made me chuckle..

 

[Lawrence Wright]

I have a pair of backup jorts, just in case I get hit by a friendly fire piss bomb.

 

[99gator]

Jokes

Real life ain't no joke

gameday jorts are no joke.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Tighter than normal?

Gonna look like you're hiding a midget fist in your pants

My jorts are size 32, even though my waist is 36.

It increases the likelihood of extended sexy time.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

gameday jorts are no joke.

I know right?

 

[99gator]

I have a pair of backup jorts, just in case I get hit by a friendly fire piss bomb.

that's why i pack my extra jorts in a vacuum sealed plastic bag.

 

[SmokeyFTW]

I know right?

Gators have taken over, I hope this doesn't happen tomorrow.