JoeDores, you're nuts as usual. Phil Fulmer would probably sing Rammer Jammer as soon as he'd agree to coach Vandy.
First of all, he would have no chance to win there at all. He basically turned down Minnesota, and even they have 10 times the chance to win that Vandy does.
Second, no 60-year-old man is going to take on the challenge of trying to win at a school where circumstances making winning literally impossible.
Third, Fulmer grew up in Tennessee as a Vols fan, in an era when Vandy didn't suck, raised to hate Vandy the way young Vol fans are raised to hate the gators now. This is a guy who passed out victory cigars after beating Bama until they made him stop. He'd probably puke at the idea of donning CommodeOdor black and gold.
Fulmer would probably coach Tiger High, if Tiger High ever made an actual commitment to having a good team (which to date, they show no signs of doing). That is a potentially winnable situation. But no way in H-E-double hockey sticks would he coach the CommodeOdors.