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I’ll be 40 in less than two weeks. Still have to call momma when I get where I’m going on road tripsLol, I see myself in this every stinking time my son calls me on his way home from work. “Now that I know you’re on the road, please call me when you’re home”. Long after the time I’m calculating he’s supposed to be home, I’m furiously calling to make sure he made it safely.
If they only knew the hours a mother spends wringing her hands and imagining ever conceivable catastrophe that may have happened only to hear “sorry, I forgot “.I hope that everyone understands that the ONLY reason that you are alive is because of your mothers’ endless, grim worrying.
You’re welcome.
It probably doesn’t help that my preferred reading matter for relaxation is noir police procedural, preferably Scottish (“tartan noir”) and Scandinavian (“Nordic noir”). It has broadened my dark imaginings immeasurably.If they only knew the hours a mother spends wringing her hands and imagining ever conceivable catastrophe that may have happened only to hear “sorry, I forgot “.