madtownvol
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Actually, much as we love to fan fic these things....
Kellie entered into the locker room. She stared at her players who were busy posting selfies on the gram and who seemed completely unconcerned about taking an imminent loss. "I can' t defend those Vandy girls, I might break a nail" she heard one player say and another complained that her eyelashes were getting sweaty and she wasn't gonna look good on TV. Another cheerfully said, if we forfeit, we can go out dancing sooner!
Suddenly, Kellie's entire being was consumed by flaming anger. All her years of work, her reputation, her future, all being destroyed by this bunch of lazy, entitled, social media obsessed fashionistas!!!!!!! Then something came over her, a vague memory, a scene from a distant past. DeNiro in Raging Bull, Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction, the Beast from Split, the Hulk (you won't like me when I am angry). Much to everyone's shock and horror, Kellie suddendly morphed into a 6-10 350 pound vessel of raging anger. She smashed A chair against the wall. She bludgeoned a basketball to death with her fists. She levitated into the air and frothing at the mouth, red eyes rolled backed into head she screamed "Make those [expletive deleted] shots and plal [expletive deleted] defense or you will be [expletive deleted]sleeping with the [expletive deleted] cat fishes in the [expletive deleted] Tennessee River" that's if you survive the vengeance I am about to lay upon all you {expletive deleted]. Then, this force unleashed from the cauldrons of hell surged toward the team as they cowered in fear and prayed for their lives to be spared.
In act off unimaginable heroism Jon, Samantha, and Joy jumped onto this monstrous mass of pure destructive energy, hellbent on retribution, and somehow, against all odds, they held it back.
Jon screamed to the team," run to the court, you will be safe there but hurry we can't hold her much longer!' And Samantha pleaded, "for the love of God, you have to win this game or we are all DEAD, do you hear me, DEAD." Then, Kellie broke free and all seemed lost but just as suddenly the spirits possessing her body vanished and she collapsed to the floor. Jon tenderly picked up Kellie's head as she whispered with all her remaining strength, "Jon......what...happ...ened?"
And Jon looked down on her and smiled, "Kellie, my love, I think the team will finally follow our game plan."
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