Golden's Indecent Proposal

[slimjim85vols]

Beauty.....it's in the eye of the beholder I guess.

Beauty is actually in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Beauty is actually in the eye of the beer holder.

You missed the Fyp just a few quotes down. Late to the party

 

[VolMaster14]

Frank and beans :crazy:

Have you seen my baseball?

 

[Ten_Titans]

..Apparently this woman, who is beautiful by the way

You mean the chick with a huge forehead and crazy eyes?

If you say so...

As for the problem, I don't think there will be sanctions

 

[DynamiteMcGhee]

I married a SEC cheerleader, so my standards are a little higher than yours....epper:

Gruden?

 

[supersmo18]

I married a SEC cheerleader, so my standards are a little higher than yours....epper:

Does she scream woo-pig sooie when, well, you know....

 

[volatil]

You mean the chick with a huge forehead and crazy eyes?

If you say so...

As for the problem, I don't think there will be sanctions

She looks like someone you would have to avoid the rest of your life. That dog is probably named Trae.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

She looks someone you wold have to avoid the rest of your life. That dog is probably named Trae.

Exactly! Hahahahahaha if I could double like this, I would.

And the Dog's full name is Goldy Trae Hall Pearl .... FYI

 

[Labotomi]

Unless surrounded by super attractive women because you're gay and a hairdresser or fashion designer she's well above average even for being 32.

 

[bleedingTNorange]

I don't hate him. He made a dumbass mistake, which was very foolish, but no hate. He was too fun for me to hate.

Bingo

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Unless surrounded by super attractive women because you're gay and a hairdresser or fashion designer she's well above average even for being 32.

Or a straight man with higher standards than "ill f anything that will let me!" :crazy:

She's not thAt hot at all, sorry you haven't gotten better opportunities in life

 

[Ten_Titans]

She looks someone you wold have to avoid the rest of your life. That dog is probably named Trae.

I feel like a lot of guys can't pick up on crazy eyes.

I can only assume this inability comes back to bite them when they are handcuffed to a bedpost with a chick who has lipstick smeared all over her face telling them how her daddy doesn't love her anymore.

 

[Labotomi]

I married a SEC cheerleader, so my standards are a little higher than yours....epper:

aTm has *yell leaders*... not *cheer leaders*, but congrats on finding your ideal match.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

I feel like a lot of guys can't pick up on crazy eyes.

I can only assume this inability comes back to bite them when they are handcuffed to a bedpost with a chick who has lipstick smeared all over her face telling them how her daddy doesn't love her anymore.

Crazy eyes are really important. Obviously these guys have never had that chick who drives by their house 15x a night, calls their friends looking for them, stuffs tacos in their exhaust pipe while they are at work, etc...

Crazy eyes = way underrated

 

[volatil]

I feel like a lot of guys can't pick up on crazy eyes.

I can only assume this inability comes back to bite them when they are handcuffed to a bedpost with a chick who has lipstick smeared all over her face telling them how her daddy doesn't love her anymore.

I'm thinking Trae didn't get kicked out of school/team, he's entered in the witness protection service.

 

[fade route]

Wow....didn't know the revelation of Mrs. Route would create so many replies. Lol.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

I'm thinking Trae didn't get kicked out of school/team, he's entered in the witness protection service.

If I Was Your Girlfriend (WARNING: YOU MAY NOT SLEEP EVER AGAIN) - YouTube

 

[VolMaster14]

Gruden?

That's why fade always said Gruden wasn't coming. He had inside info, he just asked himself. Fade, if you ever wanna sell that land in East Tennessee, hit me up!

 

[bullet20]

I hope this was one time CBJ didnt get it. :birgits_giggle:

 

[Labotomi]

Or a straight man with higher standards than "ill f anything that will let me!" :crazy:

She's not thAt hot at all, sorry you haven't gotten better opportunities in life

I think you responded based on what you thought you read instead of what was actually stated.

It has nothing to do with standards or who would do who. I shouldn't have to explain it. You can read it again if you want.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

The Obsessive Girlfriend. "Call Me Maybe" - YouTube

 

[volatil]

I hope this was one time CBJ didnt get it. :birgits_giggle:

Obvious that he didn't because that dog would have a crew cut hair cut.

 

[VolMaster14]

Or a straight man with higher standards than "ill f anything that will let me!" :crazy:

She's not thAt hot at all, sorry you haven't gotten better opportunities in life

Definitely much hotter out there but she's good for a one nighter. Those legs have me worried though, looks like she has jaundice.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Definitely much hotter out there but she's good for a one nighter. Those legs have me worried though, looks like she has jaundice.

I think they're tights

 

[Tux]

Here she was working in the field of law, when all along she just wanted to be a plumber, who was practicing laying pipe.