Guess What I Found

[HottyToddyVol]

I recently moved into a new place and buried under some junk in the closet was a Florida game day polo shirt. I have been unable to decide what to do with it, here are some choices though:

1. Burn it, which is obviously the most desirable option.

2. Sell it, its Nike so I could get some cash for it.

3. Give it to my friend who just got back from the peace corps and is a Gators fan, perhaps an act of kindness will please the football gods.

What say you, Volnation?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

1 and 3

 

[99gator]

What year is the photo and what's in the photo

 

[OrangeReVolver]

Option #2, and by that I mean drop a deuce on it.

 

[orange parmejohn]

1 and 3

problem solved.

 

[peyton4heisman]

Burn it as a sacrifice to the football God

(Rod Wilks)

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

What year is the photo and what's in the photo

Polo, not photo. Can Gators read?

 

[whitw]

Wipe your azz with it at the next given opportunity. Then burn it and dispose of ashes.

 

[salutethehill]

Use it as TP before you burn it, and I mean a nasty one...like after Mexican night or something.

 

[ManningBerry#1]

I would give it to a homeless guy wearing jorts so he could advertise for them.

 

[HottyToddyVol]

What year is the photo and what's in the photo

its a shirt

 

[99gator]

Polo, not photo. Can Gators read?

Good point. What'cha doin with a gator polo

 

[Jasongivm6]

Keep it, cut a pair of your jeans 6 inches above the knees, buy a mullet wig, and wear the combo for Halloween.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Good point. What'cha doin with a gator polo

Reread the OP lol

 

[HottyToddyVol]

Good point. What'cha doin with a gator polo

I just found it after moving into my new place... I already explained this haha.

 

[peyton4heisman]

I would give it to a homeless guy wearing jorts so he could advertise for them.

You mean give it to a random Florida fan?

 

[ManningBerry#1]

You mean give it to a random Florida fan?

Any homeless guy that is at a major intersection; Florida fan or not - it will serve a greater purpose.

Preferable he is wearing jean shorts.

 

[ric1958]

Cut it into pieces and use it for toilet paper.

 

[peyton4heisman]

Any homeless guy that is at a major intersection; Florida fan or not - it will serve a greater purpose.

Preferable he is wearing jean shorts.

*Facepalm*

I was calling all FL fans homeless guys that wear jorts

 

[HottyToddyVol]

Cut it into pieces and use it for toilet paper.

it's dry fit so that would be some soft tp

 

[rickyb712]

at midnight on aug. 30 burn as a sacrafice to the football gods for us to make bowl game

 

[99gator]

I just found it after moving into my new place... I already explained this haha.

I picked a hell of a thread to give LSD a try.

 

[HottyToddyVol]

If 99gator found a Tennessee shirt he would try to burn it, but because of the pureness of Tennessee, the shirt would simply reject the flames and light him on fire.

 

[USMCgng]

A wort?

 

[OrangeDog]

#4

gotta be some other options available.