Guys I am not dealing with the personal attacks here

#76
#76
(lawgator1 @ Jun 21 said:
I'd like to interrupt this brief respite from the taunts and jabs with some taunts and jabs.

First, we Gators kicked your buttockal region last year and shall do it again in September. We don't do it because we have to. We do it because we like it.

Second, the reason we shall prevail is that our coach is better than yours. In fact, just to stir the pot a little, lemme' riddle you this....

In a dream world, list the following coaches in order of who you would want coaching the Vols. Here is my order, from most desired to least:

1) Steve Spurrier.
2) Urban Meyer.
3) Me.
4) Punky Brewster.
5) Eric Cartman.
6) Steve Erkel.
7) Shaq.
8) Phil Fulmer.
If the Gator wants Fulmer coaching the least, keep him. :biggrin2:

I don't see enough wins on your current coach's resume to make the claim that he's better than Fulmer, give it a few more years and we'll see.
 
#77
#77
(lawgator1 @ Jun 21 said:
I'd like to interrupt this brief respite from the taunts and jabs with some taunts and jabs.

First, we Gators kicked your buttockal region last year and shall do it again in September. We don't do it because we have to. We do it because we like it.

Second, the reason we shall prevail is that our coach is better than yours. In fact, just to stir the pot a little, lemme' riddle you this....

In a dream world, list the following coaches in order of who you would want coaching the Vols. Here is my order, from most desired to least:

1) Steve Spurrier.
2) Urban Meyer.
3) Me.
4) Punky Brewster.
5) Eric Cartman.
6) Steve Erkel.
7) Shaq.
8) Phil Fulmer.
that dog don't hunt LG!!! see you the hills of TN in Sept!!!
 
#78
#78
(jakez4ut @ Jun 21 said:
that dog don't hunt LG!!! see you the hills of TN in Sept!!!

That's right, and we'll be sure to bring a our "special" referees back too. :birgits_giggle:
 
#80
#80
(lawgator1 @ Jun 21 said:
I'd like to interrupt this brief respite from the taunts and jabs with some taunts and jabs...

If this little VolNational Congress comes to pass at the Cal game, you have got to spend some of your poor clients' money and venture to Rocky Top LG.
All that time on the boat has ruined your grasp of reality, and I'm sure we'd all be happy to set you straight.... :lol:
 
#81
#81
(lawgator1 @ Jun 21 said:
I'd like to interrupt this brief respite from the taunts and jabs with some taunts and jabs.

First, we Gators kicked your buttockal region last year and shall do it again in September. We don't do it because we have to. We do it because we like it.

Second, the reason we shall prevail is that our coach is better than yours. In fact, just to stir the pot a little, lemme' riddle you this....

In a dream world, list the following coaches in order of who you would want coaching the Vols. Here is my order, from most desired to least:

1) Steve Spurrier.
2) Urban Meyer.
3) Me.
4) Punky Brewster.
5) Eric Cartman.
6) Steve Erkel.
7) Shaq.
8) Phil Fulmer.
Cartman would clear up all of the discipline problems. He would make sure the players "respect his authority."
 
#83
#83
(hatvol96 @ Jun 21 said:
Cartman would clear up all of the discipline problems. He would make sure the players "respect his authority."


And then he would take everyone out for dinner at Casa Bonita.
 
#85
#85
(VolBeef88 @ Jun 21 said:
that would be "authoritie"
I thought about the proper spelling for Cartman's pronunciation. I think it might well be authoritii.
 
#86
#86
(hatvol96 @ Jun 21 said:
I thought about the proper spelling for Cartman's pronunciation. I think it might well be authoritii.


Could be. But I'm pretty sure he would take us to dinner at the crappy wok.
 
#87
#87
(VolBeef88 @ Jun 21 said:
Could be. But I'm pretty sure he would take us to dinner at the crappy wok.


Pressing your luck here Vol.

You trying to get suspended?
 
#88
#88
It's not a curse word! If you watch south park you know. It's a pronounciation mishap of "City Wok".

BTW gator, don't you worry yourself about me. I am a VOL and a proud member of the VOLNATIO. Lizards should tread lightly!
 
#90
#90
(VolBeef88 @ Jun 21 said:
It's not a curse word! If you watch south park you know. It's a pronounciation mishap of "City Wok".

BTW gator, don't you worry yourself about me. I am a VOL and a proud member of the VOLNATIO. Lizards should tread lightly!


I don't watch SouthPark and that one and F-bombs get axed by me and using *%$ instead of letters doesn't work either for anyone else concerned.
 
#91
#91
(volmanjr @ Jun 21 said:
I don't watch SouthPark and that one and F-bombs get axed by me and using *%$ instead of letters doesn't work either for anyone else concerned.

That's right . . . but you should still watch South Park. :D
 
#94
#94
(volmanjr @ Jun 21 said:
I don't watch SouthPark and that one and F-bombs get axed by me and using *%$ instead of letters doesn't work either for anyone else concerned.


Just as long as you know I wasn't really cursing. I don't want a ninja coming after me. In fact I hate cursing. It really pisses me off!
 
#95
#95
(hatvol96 @ Jun 21 said:
I thought about the proper spelling for Cartman's pronunciation. I think it might well be authoritii.


No, no!!

It's "Ah- thor-it-TAAY!"..............damnit!!!
 
#96
#96
I'm wondering why Freak doesn't just let us all run amok and ignore the whiners... ??? :D
 
#98
#98
(GAVol @ Jun 21 said:
He has . . . It's called Post Junkies.
:biggrin2: You should join in the fun, sourpuss.

Wait, is that gonna get a suspension? :banghead: Crap. :biggrin2:
 
(GAVol @ Jun 21 said:
How do you know that I haven't already? :crazy:
Is that you Coolio?!?! :lol:

It didn't take to long to figure out who OWB was over there... if you're posting much, your personality is well hidden. :ninja: :nener:
 

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