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#76
#76
Hard work and intelligence should get you to where you are going but there is no substitute for dumb luck

There is a way for the willing and a hole for the dead

Those Miami girls were some of the hottest plunder I ever encountered
 
#77
#77
My dad was an FBI agent. He told me back in the 90s "Dont run from the cops, they will kill you"

Fortunately I haven't had to take his advice
 
#79
#79
No girl is worth fighting over. If she's wants to be with you she'll be with you.
 
#82
#82
When deciding on whether or not to pursue ordained ministry I had a heart to heart talk with my father. He said, "Son, preachers don't make a whole lot of money." I said, " I know that dad, but money can't buy everything." He said, "well that may be true, but broke can't buy sh!t."
 
#83
#83
Orange Blazer said:
When deciding on whether or not to pursue ordained ministry I had a heart to heart talk with my father. He said, "Son, preachers don't make a whole lot of money." I said, " I know that dad, but money can't buy everything." He said, "well that may be true, but broke can't buy sh!t."
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The value of a true hearted minister can never be valued. :)
 
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#84
#84
Don't let the door hit you on the way out....

I listened and it hasn't yet.
 
#85
#85
Oh....and....

"Next time a girl tells you she is on the pill take a look in the mirror and realize they lie."


I still need therapy over that one.
 
#86
#86
Oh...and....

"Always rate your women by how many beers it takes to make them good looking enough to sleep with. Then stock your fridge accordingly."
 
#90
#90
mom all ways said more room out than in,with a giggle after one of us kids cut one ,as in me :)

dad's favorite was

Sh!t in one hand and wish in the other and see which gets full first

and both of them

Go ask your dad

Go ask your mom

back and forth,over and over lol
 
#91
#91
be home before dark,not after dark and not at dark

a tanned hide would happen if not adhered to

they bought me a head and tail light,generator ran for my bicycle

which confused me

twice :) and no.I couldn't learn just once

papaw

said to watch your nickels and dimes and the dollars will take care of their self

if he heard you complain about money

he would tell you

that you have a hole in your money bucket


off topic,but he was color blind,so when he painted his rental properties ,he would mix up all the left over paint that he could find and slap it on,there were some ugly looking colors,he did get talked out of a pepto color he came up with once lol it looked good to him ,it was nice and clean looking to him

he paid me a dollar an hour to help put it on,he did put me to work once i got tall enough to push a mower
 
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#92
#92
Mom: Don't just stand there bleeding on my floor!!!! Go outside!

Dad: And don't you start crying or you'll get another whipping. Now quit bleeding on your mother's floor.

Good times!
 
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Danl said:
Mom: Don't just stand there bleeding on my floor!!!! Go outside!

Dad: And don't you start crying or you'll get another whipping. Now quit bleeding on your mother's floor.

Good times!
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I always got, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about".
 
#94
#94
joevol33 said:
I always got, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about".
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me to

I learned to suck it up early


but I do remember the last time my mom spanked me,with a shoe,I just stood there and looked at her

then she started crying and saying my baby's grown up

which made me feel bad too

of course a shoe wasn't much,after the vice principals big ass hunk of wood in High School :)

it was 3 licks or a 3 day suspension

the suspension would have gotten Dad involved

so i played it safe and took the lumber

I do remember my first serious paddling,it was in the 4th grade at Jefferson Elementary in Kpt,delivered by Mrs Howell

man I can remember the crack of the paddle reverberating up and down the halls and it was all i could do to not cry going back into class

needless to say,i behaved in her class after that :)
 
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#95
#95
The last time my mom whooped me I laughed, then my dad got involved and I wished I hadn't! I got several paddlings in school!
 
#96
#96
I knew better than to laugh at mom,she would go and get Dad then and there would be no laughing then :)

or worse,my sisters would go and get Dad,I'm pretty sure I m probably deserved it,but Dad would come and give me a spanking and tell me to leave my sisters alone

even though I hadn't seen them in hours :)

sisters are mean lol
 
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#97
#97
lol thinking of getting beat with a piece of lumber at school,we would get sent to the VP office in the mornings,we would sit in a row of chairs,waiting on our punishment,smiling and softly giggling

till it was your turn

then we would get a serious look and go into his office, Mr Adkins was his name and he knew mine,which was a bad thing,for me :)
 
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#98
governmentmule said:
I knew better than to laugh at mom,she would go and get Dad then and there would be no laughing then :)

or worse,my sisters would go and get Dad,I'm pretty sure I m probably deserved it,but Dad would come and give me a spanking and tell me to leave my sisters alone

even though I hadn't seen them in hours :)

sisters are mean lol
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I understand, I have a younger sister!
 
#99
#99
governmentmule said:
lol thinking of getting beat with a piece of lumber at school,we would get sent to the VP office in the mornings,we would sit in a row of chairs,waiting on our punishment,smiling and softly giggling

till it was your turn

then we would get a serious look and go into his office, Mr Adkins was his name and he knew mine,which was a bad thing,for me :)
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I was the same way my freshman year. During my sophomore year the VP changed and was my next door neighbor. He got me out of some trouble!
 
#100
#100
One a friend told me " Today Decides Tomorrow"

One I figured out over the years " The more sh!t you have, the more sh!t you have"
 
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