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#104
#104
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
When I got a whipping it kept going until I cried. I learned to turn on the tears quick.
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unfortunately Dad knew that trick

then we were back to the quit crying or it will get worse



oooh did your mamaw send you to get a switch ?

I learned getting a small one was a bad idea

a very bad idea

she made me dance in circles till I got the right sized one

which was hard to do with her "ahem" walking me back to the hedge row


hmmm I bet my younger sister was probably involved in that too :)
 
#109
#109
ACvol3 said:
People go to jail over this stuff now
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Yea, my smart mouth told my mom I was gonna call the cops one time if she whooped me. Not sure how she did it, but in like one motion she grabbed a belt and handed me the phone and dared me. She wasn't holding the belt daring me, she was whipping me while daring me. I was a punk though back in the day.
 
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#110
#110
joevol33 said:
Yea, my smart mouth told my mom I was gonna call the cops one time if she whooped me. Not sure how she did it, but in like one motion she grabbed a belt and handed me the phone and dared me. She wasn't holding the belt daring me, she was whipping me while daring me. I was a punk though back in the day.
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Sorry man but that made me laugh. :lol:
 
#111
#111
joevol33 said:
Yea, my smart mouth told my mom I was gonna call the cops one time if she whooped me. Not sure how she did it, but in like one motion she grabbed a belt and handed me the phone and dared me. She wasn't holding the belt daring me, she was whipping me while daring me. I was a punk though back in the day.
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well that is funny,I still remember mamaw switching my legs

( and yes it was during summer,with shorts on )

with the longer switch ,after I had went back and replaced the short one :) no need to say,i all ways got a long one after that

of course I don't think I had to go and get one,but once or twice after that lol
 
#112
#112
Freak said:
Sorry man but that made me laugh. :lol:
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Me too, brought me right back home to my fiery redhead mother. In my family, she was the enforcer. A formidable woman at 5 foot 1 inches. My father spanked me twice in my life because he was not in charge. My mom could put the fear of God in people. I called her a b!tch once. Only once. She slapped me in the face with the force of a 2x4. I got the nickname chigger because I got under their skin. But I turned out strong because of those beatings I readily deserved. And my mouth was always clean from washing it out with soap. I'm still not sure if bar or liquid ivory soap was worse! :eek:lol:
 
#114
#114
joevol33 said:
Yea, my smart mouth told my mom I was gonna call the cops one time if she whooped me. Not sure how she did it, but in like one motion she grabbed a belt and handed me the phone and dared me. She wasn't holding the belt daring me, she was whipping me while daring me. I was a punk though back in the day.
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When I made that threat my mom told me to call them and she'd make sure they had a reason to arrest her before they got there.
 
#115
#115
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
When I made that threat my mom told me to call them and she'd make sure they had a reason to arrest her before they got there.
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moms can be amazingly scary as hell when your young , I'm gong to go and get your Dad,was the words that scared me the most

I could get over on mom,some fake bohoooing went a long way,she did catch me several times hollering before a swat would happen :) I did see her try not to giggle a few times

now mamaw was another story
 
#117
#117
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
When I made that threat my mom told me to call them and she'd make sure they had a reason to arrest her before they got there.
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I was in 4th grade and just a spoiled rotten little girl, but I wasn't bad. Anyways, told my dad I was going to call child services on him the next time he spanked me (I probably got 5 my whole life). He looked me square dead in the face and said "well why you have them on the phone tell them to call the state police and bring a shovel cause they'll be digging your cold dead body outta my front yard"

After that baby girl didn't play no more games
 
#118
#118
wildnkrazykat said:
I was in 4th grade and just a spoiled rotten little girl, but I wasn't bad. Anyways, told my dad I was going to call child services on him the next time he spanked me (I probably got 5 my whole life). He looked me square dead in the face and said "well why you have them on the phone tell them to call the state police and bring a shovel cause they'll be digging your cold dead body outta my front yard"

After that baby girl didn't play no more games
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I guess not. The worst whipping I ever got was because I rode the bus home with one of my friends. Problem is I didn't let them know I was doing it. My mom panicked when I didn't get off the bus. The friend's mom asked me about 6:00 if my parents knew where I was and called my mom when I said no.
 
#119
#119
Set the woods behind our house on fire when I was a kid. My Aunt whooped me. An hour later, mom whooped me when she got home from work. An hour later when my dad got home from work...you get the picture.

I learned not to be screwing around with fire after that.lol
 
#120
#120
malinoisvol said:
Set the woods behind our house on fire when I was a kid. My Aunt whooped me. An hour later, mom whooped me when she got home from work. An hour later when my dad got home from work...you get the picture.

I learned not to be screwing around with fire after that.lol
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Haha
 
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