Help Nerd prepare for the bar.

[Nerd-Vol]

Do fisticuffs always lead to fist to cuffs? Or is that optional?

Good question.

 

[DD4ME]

If a sexy lady attorney on opposing counsel offers to sex you wildly to throw the case what do you do?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

If a sexy lady attorney on opposing counsel offers to sex you wildly to throw the case what do you do?

Ask for a beej as collateral.

 

[DD4ME]

If you are representing a sexy homicidal nymphomaniac is it required to wear a flack jacket while sexing her or just her in restraints as part of formal discovery?

 

[VolFan32]

Am I obligated to pay a speed camera ticket I got in the mail?

 

[theFallGuy]

Am I obligated to pay a speed camera ticket I got in the mail?

no, just throw it away

 

[Wickerhead]

Nerd, If a farmer pinches one of his pigs on the poo c and she squeals on him, how much time could he get?

 

[VIF]

Am I obligated to pay a speed camera ticket I got in the mail?

Take a picture of the cash amount of the ticket and send the pic in with the ticket.:yes:

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd, If a farmer pinches one of his pigs on the poo c and she squeals on him, how much time could he get?

Wow, wtf.

 

[Wickerhead]

Wow, wtf.

It was dead in hurr. I was trying to get you some bidness

 

[jhen713]

How hard can a bar exam be? Know your liquor, right?

 

[VolFan32]

Take a picture of the cash amount of the ticket and send the pic in with the ticket.:yes:

Brilliant.

 

[jhen713]

Take a picture of the cash amount of the ticket and send the pic in with the ticket.:yes:

The courthouse clerk wouldn't be smart enough to get it.

 

[tri_vol]

Irish car bombs

 

[Slydell]

Nerd, if I drive out to Publix and they don't have thick sliced country ham, can I sue.

 

[rockytop114]

Nerd when you get ready for the bar you need to do these things

eat about a hour 1/2 before you start to drink
so this is a good 5.step program

1 eat
2 shower
3 pregame
4 drink as much alchohal you can before you go
5 put the pantie dropper smell on i choose armani

when you get there find the drunkest girl in the club and hook up with her should keep cost down and help get you laid bro .

your welcome let me know how it goes.

 

[DD4ME]

Nerd when you get ready for the bar you need to do these things

eat about a hour 1/2 before you start to drink
so this is a good 5.step program

1 eat
2 shower
3 pregame
4 drink as much alchohal you can before you go
5 put the pantie dropper smell on i choose armani

when you get there find the drunkest girl in the club and hook up with her should keep cost down and help get you laid bro .

your welcome let me know how it goes.

Always excellent advice. Don't forget to shizz and also but separately rub one out before going too.

 

[heartvols]

 

[DD4ME]

Heart has a lot of experience around the judicial system, listen to her.

 

[DD4ME]

If you were to shout "I don't give a fook" at the opposing counsel in court would the stenographer type idgaf?
Also would their subsequent capturing of the judge's retort read stfu?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

When in a court room, I always found it helpful to scream, "I KEEPS IT REAL!" often. It showed the jurors I took my job seriously.

You're welcome.

 

[heartvols]

Loool that's hilarious!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

When in a court room, I always found it helpful to scream, "I KEEPS IT REAL!" often. It showed the jurors I took my job seriously.

You're welcome.

Good stuff.

 

[Slydell]

Nerd, will you have a private detective like Perry Mason did? And, how many full episodes of Perry Mason have you watched?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd, will you have a private detective like Perry Mason did? And, how many full episodes of Perry Mason have you watched?

Whats a Perry Mason?