Help Nerd prepare for the bar.

#76
#76
Watch the pelican brief and watch out for guys that look like Tom Cruise. Stab them if you see one.
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
We all really appreciate the advice. The fertilizer you and your landscaping crew applied to my parent's lawn did just need to sink in to take effect. The grass is looking great!

Next time though, could you and your "homies" not steal stuff from the garage?
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u know i'm not mexican
 
#78
#78
Nerd needs to start practicing this stare.

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Sorry Nerd, but I cannot offer any advice because I've never passed a bar in my life. Good luck though.:good!:
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
I know RITE!?!
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I got a question for ya Nerd. My company got one of those traffic cam tickets with a picture of my truck on the highway saying I was going 67 in a 55. There are other vehicles in the pictures and no frame of reference as how they know I'm speeding. The red light traffic cams at least have a picture of a vehicle entering an intersection when the light is already red. This picture is in an open stretch of 2 lane (each way) divided highway northeast of Humboldt in a hick town named Medina. What is your advice on how I should handle this. My opinion is it's their word against mine.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
I got a question for ya Nerd. My company got one of those traffic cam tickets with a picture of my truck on the highway saying I was going 67 in a 55. There are other vehicles in the pictures and no frame of reference as how they know I'm speeding. The red light traffic cams at least have a picture of a vehicle entering an intersection when the light is already red. This picture is in an open stretch of 2 lane (each way) divided highway northeast of Humboldt in a hick town named Medina. What is your advice on how I should handle this. My opinion is it's their word against mine.
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I'd like to know as well. I got one in madisonville
 
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hmanvolfan said:
I got a question for ya Nerd. My company got one of those traffic cam tickets with a picture of my truck on the highway saying I was going 67 in a 55. There are other vehicles in the pictures and no frame of reference as how they know I'm speeding. The red light traffic cams at least have a picture of a vehicle entering an intersection when the light is already red. This picture is in an open stretch of 2 lane (each way) divided highway northeast of Humboldt in a hick town named Medina. What is your advice on how I should handle this. My opinion is it's their word against mine.
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To be honest I don't know. I would say it depends on what triggers the camera. Is the camera set up as to where the speeder is always the one in focal point of the shot? How is the camera set up to deal with multiple speeders? When was the camera last calibrated?

I hate to dodge this, but you need to consult a local attorney to figure out what is going on in your county.
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
To be honest I don't know. I would say it depends on what triggers the camera. Is the camera set up as to where the speeder is always the one in focal point of the shot? How is the camera set up to deal with multiple speeders? When was the camera last calibrated?

I hate to dodge this, but you need to consult a local attorney to figure out what is going on in your county.
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A number of people and their lawyers in Charlotte were able to basically shut the whole speed camera down to where they stopped completely due to various technical claims against them.
 
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DD4ME said:
A number of people and their lawyers in Charlotte were able to basically shut the whole speed camera down to where they stopped completely due to various technical claims against them.
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Yeah, I could see that. There are a lot of issues simply tied to who did it.

You know when you pass through those road signs on busy roads that say your speed is: "XX". I can never tell what car they are referencing. I would be furious if they issued tickets on that basis.
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
Yeah, I could see that. There are a lot of issues simply tied to who did it.

You know when you pass through those road signs on busy roads that say your speed is: "XX". I can never tell what car they are referencing. I would be furious if they issued tickets on that basis.
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The thing that pisses me off is that no cop pulled me over to tell me he caught me speeding, just some photo insinuating I was.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
The thing that pisses me off is that no cop pulled me over to tell me he caught me speeding, just some photo insinuating I was.
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I think you could bring that argument to traffic court. You might want to ask around though and see how these cameras are triggered.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
I got a question for ya Nerd. My company got one of those traffic cam tickets with a picture of my truck on the highway saying I was going 67 in a 55. There are other vehicles in the pictures and no frame of reference as how they know I'm speeding. The red light traffic cams at least have a picture of a vehicle entering an intersection when the light is already red. This picture is in an open stretch of 2 lane (each way) divided highway northeast of Humboldt in a hick town named Medina. What is your advice on how I should handle this. My opinion is it's their word against mine.
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It's been awhile since I studied law, but, in my opinion based on all I know that is common sense, prudent before all mankind, my advice would be to tell them to wrap that ticket around a flaming piece of barbed wire wrapped around a red hot poker and stick it up their ass. On a side note, how fast were you going?
 
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Slydell said:
It's been awhile since I studied law, but, in my opinion based on all I know that is common sense, prudent before all mankind, my advice would be to tell them to wrap that ticket around a flaming piece of barbed wire wrapped around a red hot poker and stick it up their ass. On a side note, how fast were you going?
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Said 67 in a 55. I'm gonna take a picture of the picture and post it here in a minute.
 
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Slydell said:
It's been awhile since I studied law, but, in my opinion based on all I know that is common sense, prudent before all mankind, my advice would be to tell them to wrap that ticket around a flaming piece of barbed wire wrapped around a red hot poker and stick it up their ass. On a side note, how fast were you going?
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This man has watched every episode of Perry Mason. He is also a world traveler, gypsy, thieve, and bad ass. Whatever you do please do not try this at home.
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