Help Nerd prepare for the bar.

[Slydell]

You're screwed. You'll not pass the bar now.

 

[UTGnome]

Whats a Perry Mason?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You're screwed. You'll not pass the bar now.

Bummer.

 

[DD4ME]

You're screwed. You'll not pass the bar now.

His only hope is Matlock.

 

[Slydell]

Perhaps.

 

[Slydell]

Atticus might be able to help him though.

 

[VolFan32]

Finch ftw

 

[Wickerhead]

Your welcome for the bidness

 

[theFallGuy]

Heart has a lot of experience around the judicial system, listen to her.

and rape vans

 

[heartvols]

If the van is a rockin'...

 

[Slydell]

At least, someone reads.

@ 32.

 

[theFallGuy]

If the van is a rockin'...

don't come knockin

 

[DD4ME]

At least, someone reads.

@ 32.

Tldr

 

[DD4ME]

Before every proceeding say:
"I'd like to present exhibit A"
This should be followed by whipping out your schlong.

At closing you should leave exhibit A on display and wink often at the jurors.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Wow.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Before every proceeding say:
"I'd like to present exhibit A"
This should be followed by whipping out your schlong.

At closing you should leave exhibit A on display and wink often at the jurors.

I think we have a winner!

 

[DD4ME]

Wow.

Let it sink in.

 

[theFallGuy]

Let it sink in.

that's what I told his mom

 

[DD4ME]

that's what I told his mom

While that may be true it certainly isn't going to help him pass the bar.

 

[theFallGuy]

While that may be true it certainly isn't going to help him pass the bar.

point taken

 

[Nerd-Vol]

that's what I told his mom

We all really appreciate the advice. The fertilizer you and your landscaping crew applied to my parent's lawn did just need to sink in to take effect. The grass is looking great!

Next time though, could you and your "homies" not steal stuff from the garage?

 

[Slydell]

Is the test multiple guess?

 

[DD4ME]

If someone on the jury has good bossoms you should point those out as exhibits B and C. Always seperately so as not to discriminate.

 

[DD4ME]

If all else fails write in Sly as your answer. He usually is.

 

[DD4ME]

Nerd wear a bathrobe to testing and make it obvious there is nothing else you are wearing. Making the testers uneasy with the risk of your exhibit A falling out will cause them to help you pass and get out of there faster. If that doesn't work just let out exhibit A.