General Jack
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EE is like having a freshman year before your freshman year. 8 months ahead in a strength program and adjusting to college, getting ahead on hours, getting used to the girls, or guys in Missouri.
Puts them mentally and physically far ahead of the freshmen that show up in a few months.
... I am not sure that you ever get used to the girls. You feast on fastballs for a few years, and then they throw you a changeup, a curve, or a freakin' screwball.
EE is like having a freshman year before your freshman year. 8 months ahead in a strength program and adjusting to college, getting ahead on hours, getting used to the girls, or guys in Missouri.
Puts them mentally and physically far ahead of the freshmen that show up in a few months.
If you're scared for our opponents, you can't be a true Vols fan. We've been punk rocked, funk rocked, and plain rocked to death. We've been rocked so much we hardly know ourself. I say have no pity and stomp the opposition beneath the soil. Soak the ground with kerosene, turpentine, and Quaker State Oil. Then using a flare gun, set the bassards on fire. Watch the orange flames leap and never tire - - - of yelling over and over "GO BIG ORANGE! GO BIG ORANGE! GO BIG ORANGE!"
What the hail this being scared for our opponents all about??????????? After years and years of being laughed at, mocked, and even Vandy-ized!? You ain't no Vol fan, kiddo. Don't know whatcha ar but you ain't no Vol fan. No siree.