Jameis Winston (FSU) merged

[Shadowboxer]

I was always told you could get crabs for free in Tallahassee.

 

[volfanCLT]

Think they could institute a show-claws?

 

[Panthro]

I have also gotten crabs from a Publix without spending a dime #publicrestrooms

 

[iVolSoHard]

FSU bag men are doing it wrong

 

[TXA&M07]

Press Conference? Oh please be true!

@Jmanziel2 still owns the title for greatest off season ever. Keep trying @Jboowins

 

[ABQduck]

Just got arrested for stealing Crab legs from Publix. Not joking

Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix - Tomahawk Nation

Free Seafood University

 

[OrangeDonkey]

I know this probably isn't a laughing matter but I find it absolutely hilarious

 

[lawgator1]

 

[ainge10heisman]

This kid seems to have major character issues. I wonder if the rape scandal and now this theft charge will affect his draft position in the future? It could cause some teams to pass on him, but most teams will probably overlook it all.

 

[ainge10heisman]

I know this probably isn't a laughing matter but I find it absolutely hilarious

Step over Lebron, there is a new King in FL...King Crab James! That should be his new nickname.

 

[Biopsyman]

When does the boycott of Publix by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson start?

 

[treecejc]

When does the boycott of Publix by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson start?

There obviously singling him out.:lolabove:

 

[TXA&M07]

This kid seems to have major character issues. I wonder if the rape scandal and now this theft charge will affect his draft position in the future? It could cause some teams to pass on him, but most teams will probably overlook it all.

Character issues? Are you kidding me? He has yet to sign 1 autograph, let alone meet a rap star. Jameistimeanor is virtually a saint! How dare you sir!

 

[TXA&M07]

Lets not crucify the kid until he sits courtside at a Rockets game fellas.

 

[lawgator1]

Lets not crucify the kid until he sits courtside at a Rockets game fellas.

Without black people, though.

 

[TXA&M07]

Without black people, though.

Clever girl.

 

[Tux]

 

[Biopsyman]

Good thing he did not go to Denny's

 

[lawgator1]

News reports:

1) He claimed he just forgot to pay.
2) Will have to pay for the crab legs, plus 20 hours community service.
3) Suspended from baseball team until he does the 20 hours.



Wow, that's rough.

 

[BowlBrother85]

He is claiming that he simply forgot to pay. As dumb as that sounds, I can almost accept it over a $32 theft.

 

[Biopsyman]

News reports:

1) He claimed he just forgot to pay.
2) Will have to pay for the crab legs, plus 20 hours community service.
3) Suspended from baseball team until he does the 20 hours.



Wow, that's rough.

I forgot to pay my income taxes too..

 

[BearCat204]

News reports:

1) He claimed he just forgot to pay.
2) Will have to pay for the crab legs, plus 20 hours community service.
3) Suspended from baseball team until he does the 20 hours.



Wow, that's rough.

Whats the normal penalty for theft of something under 100$ in the state of Florida?

 

[lawgator1]

He is claiming that he simply forgot to pay. As dumb as that sounds, I can almost accept it over a $32 theft.

I'm almost tempted to believe it in the sense that he has to realize that he is under a microscope and anything he does wrong is going to be huge news.

I mean, he can't be dumb enough to shoplift.... can he?

 

[lawgator1]

Whats the normal penalty for theft of something under 100$ in the state of Florida?

I was being sarcastic. He'll play baseball this weekend. Come on.

In answer to your question, that's going to depend on where you are. I imagine this resolution of the incident itself is typical.

 

[TXA&M07]

News reports:

1) He claimed he just forgot to pay.
2) Will have to pay for the crab legs, plus 20 hours community service.
3) Suspended from baseball team until he does the 20 hours.



Wow, that's rough.

Clearly they were profiling him. I bet they went after every single black Heisman winning rapist in that place! Get me Jesse, Al, and Louis on the phone!