Jon Gruden thread (merged)

[Orangeslice13]

OS, eye punch you in ur crotchles..

Eye wear a cup. Life is tough

 

[UTodd01]

What does that have to do with anything?

Apparently you have to be a millionaire donor to have an opinion on the program.

I could get into a "mines bigger than yours" argument seeing as though 3 generations of my family have probably spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on UT merchandise over the past 50 years.

I won't though.

 

[Orangeslice13]

What does that have to do with anything?

He wants a new coach and says money is no problem.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Apparently you have to be a millionaire donor to have an opinion on the program.

I could get into a "mines bigger than yours" argument seeing as though 3 generations of my family have probably spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on UT merchandise over the past 50 years.

I won't though.

4th generation UT grad.
My Grandfather was a NC vol.

I win

 

[Ohio_Vol]

I ate at a Krystal's once.

 

[UTodd01]

4th generation UT grad.
My Grandfather was a NC vol.

I win

NC Vol? As in won a National Championship?

What's his name? I have every championship team roster right here at my desk.

 

[BigOrangeFanatic]

If 1.7 is the budget, they should bulldoze the stadium.

Fortunately, you're probably wrong.

These are my thoughts exactly. We just spent how much on the new football facility?

They can go ahead and bulldoze it down too if we can't pay but 1.7 a year.

 

[YankeeVol]

Butt out Yankee!
Edit. Yankme and I are buds for those who don't know.

We are?!?! News to me

 

[thebjd]

You do realize that our average team record throughout the history of UT is right around 8-4 yes? No team averages 10 wins a year for a very long stretch of time. Even Alabama sucked it up for an extended period of time. Again, football IQ of zero.

What are you saying? Do you think Dooley can average 8-4?

 

[kevol80]

NC Vol? As in won a National Championship?

What's his name? I have every championship team roster right here at my desk.

I'm putting my money on Travis Henry.

 

[YankeeVol]

He wants a new coach and says money is no problem.

I'll throw in an extra $5 for next years donation to help the cause

 

[YankeeVol]

What are you saying? Do you think Dooley can average 8-4?

Dooley was lucky to win 8 games once

 

[Orangeslice13]

NC Vol? As in won a National Championship?

What's his name? I have every championship team roster right here at my desk.

Figure it out Vicki.
Hint. I'm also the poor cousin of a mega booster.

 

[UTodd01]

Figure it out Vicki.
Hint. I'm also the poor cousin of a mega booster.

You're also a liar.

Nice try though.

 

[UTodd01]

I'm putting my money on Travis Henry.

#win

 

[Orangeslice13]

You're also a liar.

Nice try though.

Ok

 

[Jake]

I'm putting my money on Travis Henry.

Funniest post!

 

[zjcvols]

So...much...hostility...

 

[Orangeslice13]

So...much...hostility...

I think Vicki might have a stroke tonight.

 

[kevol80]

I think Vicki might have a stroke tonight.

Was he spending a lot of time in the Girls of Akron thread?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Was he spending a lot of time in the Girls of Akron thread?

That would probably help his blood pressure.

 

[kevol80]

That would probably help his blood pressure.

Well it would definitely centralize his blood pressure.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I didn't realize Chess King manager made 75k.
Memphis punk is loaded and dresses smoove.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I didn't realize Chess King manager made 75k.
Memphis punk is loaded and dresses smoove.

You missed it Sparty. Vicki's mom made her go to bed. She'll be back to cry some more tomorrow.

 

[utmba93]

I'm putting my money on Travis Henry.

Epic... playing the odds! :hi: