Jon Gruden thread (merged)

[DjCrenshaw]

Knock it off....Heather and I are going bone-to-bone tonite

Raw bone or sheep bone?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Yes I do.

How do we proceed?

I think one of us has to hit the other with a glove or something.... I'm so bad at the formals.

 

['Boro-vol]

Raw bone or sheep bone?

Hambone.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Hambone.

oh they are going to pork, eh?

 

['Boro-vol]

I think one of us has to hit the other with a glove or something.... I'm so bad at the formals.

It's 80 degrees out today, who has a glove?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

It's 80 degrees out today, who has a glove?

I bet ajeray does.... He is a robber barron that is a germaphobe.

 

[Escape Goat]

Fox News reporting at this hour.....future Head Coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers, John Gruden, was today seen at the Smoky Mountain Flea Market buying a phony Dooney & Bourke purse as a gift for Linda Bensel-Meyers. There was also mention of a funnel cake and a can of Magic Seal ( as seen on TV ).

The signs all say YES.

:crazy:

 

['Boro-vol]

I bet ajeray does.... He is a robber barron that is a germaphobe.

He probably has extras then.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Fox News reporting at this hour.....future Head Coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers, John Gruden, was today seen at the Smoky Mountain Flea Market buying a phony Dooney & Bourke purse as a gift for Linda Bensel-Meyers. There was also mention of a funnel cake and a can of Magic Seal ( as seen on TV ).

The signs all say YES.

I hope that wasn't one of those Dooley & Bray purses. After about 2 1/2 quarters, the bottom falls out

 

['Boro-vol]

I hope that wasn't one of those Dooley & Bray purses. After about 2 1/2 quarters, the bottom falls out

Very well played.

 

[Orangeslice13]

All the NegaGrudens on the board today are adversely impacting Future Coach Grudens ability to attract and retain the quality of player we need to finally elevate ourselves back to the top of the SEC. Recruits read these threads. Think of the wellbeing of the program.

NegaGrudens.

Awesome

 

[Spartacavolus]

Grudense
Sucky Chucky
Grudumbass
Grudamntheysuck

How long before the names would come out

 

[MWR]

.......

Can you name one of Gruden's recruits? Seems no one else can. Maybe you can step up to the plate and show everyone what a great recruiter he is.

I'll name you one Gruden "recruit", if you will have it.

This happened during his stint as Raider's coach. Al Davis had his man, Jeff "Million dollar arm, ten cent brain" George at QB. And he could sling the ball.

HC Gruden wanted Rich Gannon. And he got Gannon and George was gone. Had Gruden stayed at Oakland and been a little less conservative on offense, the Raiders may have got 2 SB wins in the early 2000s.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Very well played.

Had to work my way around the mountain to get that one to semi-work out

 

[Jax_Vol]

I'll name you one Gruden "recruit", if you will have it.

This happened during his stint as Raider's coach. Al Davis had his man, Jeff "Million dollar arm, ten cent brain" George at QB. And he could sling the ball.

HC Gruden wanted Rich Gannon. And he got Gannon and George was gone. Had Gruden stayed at Oakland and been a little less conservative on offense, the Raiders may have got 2 SB wins in the early 2000s.

Well dang...now I am thinking that we sure don't want Jon Grudden as our next Vols coach

 

[kevol80]

I bet ajeray does.... He is a robber barron that is a germaphobe.

Really? I thought he ran a day care center for hobo cats.

He told me that it'll never make him wealthy, but he already feels rich in his soul.

 

['Boro-vol]

Really? I thought he ran a day care center for hobo cats.

He told me that it'll never make him wealthy, but he already feels rich in his soul.

Hobo Cats? Those funny looking sailboats we used to rent in Panama City?

 

[kevol80]

Hobo Cats? Those funny looking sailboats we used to rent in Panama City?

It's possible. All of my memories from Panama City are cloudier than Da'Rick's piss tests.

 

[Spartacavolus]

It's possible. All of my memories from Panama City are cloudier than Da'Rick's piss tests.

Damn I like that one. Gonna have to steal it. Just letting you know.

 

['Boro-vol]

Damn I like that one. Gonna have to steal it. Just letting you know.

Yeah....figure that one to get used a bunch. Can't wait for the next overcast day.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Really? I thought he ran a day care center for hobo cats.

He told me that it'll never make him wealthy, but he already feels rich in his soul.

Don't let him fool you, he is the third Koch brother. Evil crew they are indeed.

 

[kevol80]

Don't let him fool you, he is the third Koch brother. Evil crew they are indeed.

The media is always badmouthing the Koch brothers, but you never hear anything bad about the Brooks Brothers. I can't afford either. What gives?

 

['Boro-vol]

The media is always badmouthing the Koch brothers, but you never hear anything bad about the Brooks Brothers. I can't afford either. What gives?

And those Ringling Brothers.....I never trusted them after what they did to Barnum and Bailey.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

The media is always badmouthing the Koch brothers, but you never hear anything bad about the Brooks Brothers. I can't afford either. What gives?

And those Ringling Brothers.....I never trusted them after what they did to Barnum and Bailey.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y[/youtube]

 

[God_glows_Orange]

he's never coming to tn and never will. first of all, we can't afford him. secondly, he's not interested. so stop already.