Blaker, stick to lies about magic phones and intimidating Tyler Bray. Your attempts at humor are almost as pathetic as Trashville's attempt to pass itself off as a bigtime city.
I grew up in south Nashville and like most other cities it has it's good qualities and it's bad. It all boils down to personal preferences and what you're looking for.
I will say that I will probably never live there again since it's gotten to crowded for my tastes, but I still enjoy going up there to visit. I haven't lived there since 84.