Mayberry fans?

#151
#151
Dont know if its been brought up yet, but I liked this exchange (in the episode titled "Man In A Hurry"):

Opie: "If you spent the night then I get to sleep on the ironing board between 2 chairs!"

MAN: "Sounds uncomfortable."

OPIE: "No sir. That's adventure sleepin'"
 
#152
#152
Remember the episode where Barney has lipstick all over his face and his hair is a MESS and he doesn't realize it?


:laugh1:
 
#153
#153
Or the show where Andy was trying to raise money for a guy so he could pay his rent to Old Ben Weaver. ANdy holds a "Rummage Sale" in the jail and he has this exchange with a customer:

Customer (holding up some object): "How much is this Andy?"

ANdy: "It's $2"

Customer: "Well, what is it?"

Andy: "Well if we knew that it would cost you $3"

Customer: "Well, you cant beat a deal like that" (and hands Andy $2)
 
#155
#155
Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Jul 24, 2005 12:29 AM
Floyd and Barney together on screen was the funniest comic combination I ever saw.
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That episode with the 4 women escaped convicts was one of my top 3 episodes. Barn and Floyd were hilarious.
 
#157
#157
I do so love the episode where Barney has Otis jumping up and down on one leg along with him and Otis oulasts Barney and has to help him to a chair.
 
#159
#159
Originally posted by volbrian@Jul 24, 2005 12:25 AM
Or the show where Andy was trying to raise money for a guy so he could pay his rent to Old Ben Weaver.  ANdy holds a "Rummage Sale" in the jail and he has this exchange with a customer:

Customer (holding up some object):  "How much is this Andy?"

ANdy:  "It's $2"

Customer:  "Well, what is it?"

Andy:  "Well if we knew that it would cost you $3"

Customer:  "Well, you cant beat a deal like that"  (and hands Andy $2)
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Always wanted one myself....."Andy"
 
#160
#160
I also loved the show where Floyd had lied to the lady about being a rich man. She comes to town and he, Andy, and Aunt Bea borrow a fellow's house while he is out of town.

Turns out, the lady lied about herself as well but Andy let Floyd continue to think she was special...
 
#161
#161
Opie: Barn, Thelma lou wants to know why, you wanna drive down to the duck pond?

Barney: Just ask her ope! Does she wanna ride down to the duck pond!

Opie: Barn why would ya wanna drive to the duck pond? You cant see the ducks in the dark!
 
#162
#162
And of course, who can forget Barney and his WWII motorcycle that he is going to use over on the highway to catch trucks speeding...wearing that helmet and those goggles... :dlol:
 
#163
#163
Wanna buy a cannon?

Love the motorcycle episode, I cant wait to get season 3dvd, Think it releases, Early Aug? I have season 1-2, how many would you guess that there is? Im thinking 6 or 8? but would assume the last few would include the in color episodes.
 
#166
#166
Originally posted by surrealvol@Jul 29, 2005 11:42 PM
And of course, who can forget Barney and his WWII motorcycle that he is going to use over on the highway to catch trucks speeding...wearing that helmet and those goggles... :dlol:
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Barney, upon seeing that Andy had put on his motorcycle helmet:

"Dont wear my hat Ange. I cant stand it when my hat has been on somebody else head. My mother was the same way. She couldnt stand wearing a hat after its been on somebody elses head either"
 
#167
#167
Andy asking Earnest T, To pass the taters.
Him handing andy the entire plate of baked potatoes minus the plate.

I handed em' I didnt heeve'm........ :laugh1:
 
#168
#168
How about when the Darlins come to supper and the plate gets empty and Brisco yells from the table "MEAT!"
 
#169
#169
Barney and Thelma Lou in the car:

Barney: "You know I'm crazy about ya", then puckers up for a big kiss...

Thelma Lou: Gets out and closes the car door...

Barney: Eyeroll...

It's about the "Fun girls"...
 
#170
#170
Barney tells Opie to hold the football right in the middle to which Opie replies: "Johnny Unitas holds it on the end".

Barney states that everyone has their own way of holding the ball...what an expert my man Barney was...
 
#174
#174
I ordered from Blockbuster(in store) for $27.99
Didnt check else wheres? If you dont have any of the box sets, There is a 1-3 full seasons box for around $85-90ish? Total of 14 DVD's I know season 1 was 32 episodes and season 2 is 31 episodes, season 3 is atleast a 5 dvd set 30-33 episodes?. Believe seperate 1,2,3 id saved 10-15 dollars if id waited for the 1-3 full box set. Just something i enjoy and never gets old. Atleast holds me over until spring practice. :shades:
 
#175
#175
Barney is a model son , he bought his parents a septic tank for their anniversary "2 tons on concrete , reenforced steel." "They're really hard to buy for."
 
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