Mayberry fans?

Quick Andy, it's the landlady, put the food in the dresser drawer.

Barney gets caught cooking in his room...not allowed!
 
Originally posted by IBleedOrange24/7@Jul 15, 2005 7:43 PM
LOL...Wasnt allowed to cook, in his room. Also could only use a 40 watt light bulb. Something to that nature?
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Snoop! Snoop! (Barney talking to his landlady)
 
How about the one where Floyd lied to the lady in the "Lonely Hearts Club" about being a rich widower? and starts giving himself down the road in the mirror!
 
Originally posted by volmanjr@Jul 15, 2005 8:35 PM
How about the one where Floyd lied to the lady in the "Lonely Hearts Club" about being a rich widower? and starts giving himself down the road in the mirror!
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I saw that episode night before last.


You deceitful LIAR!!! Wretch! Wretch!

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Opie on getting a hair cut: It gets all down my shirt and makes me itch!
Andy: Well you'll have to get a bath and wash it off.

Opie: A bath and hair cut the same day? This is worse than i thought, Paaa what am i being punished for?
 
"Three's a crowd" Andy trying to explain to Barn, that he mary and thelma lou, was hanging out a bit too much.

Maybe we need a little time alone.

Barney calls thelma lou, and explains they cant meet up at marys that eve, He and Andy need some time alone... :dlol:
 
How about the one where the guy wants to film Mayberry and he goes around town meeting everyone and Floyd says " always wanted to be barber, used to practice on cats, used to catch them in the alley...we had the baldest cats in the county." then Andy says"yeah sometimes Floyd forgets himself and strokes ya before he starts cutt'n" "yeah you don't have to pay for a haircut, just arch your back and purr."
 
Then there's the one where Barney sets it up for Andy and Helen to be alone at the lake, but keeps interrupting them with little details, etc. that aren't all that important.
 
Everytime Barney is about to quit the force.... "One cap, one badge, one revolver, one bullet..."
 
Remember the one where ole Barn is about to lose his state certification because he can't make weight? Aunt Bea feeds him morning noon and night to no avail. Finally they solve the problem by....
 
...putting his ID tag on a log chain....How about this one "Citizen's arrest, citizen's arrest!"
 
At a point in time during the Andy Griffith Show years, Howard McNear, who played Floyd, had a stroke.

After that, he didn't stand up very much at all. They had him sitting in the barber chair a lot. And when he would stand, they sorta had him propped against the chair.

And, if you notice, there was one arm (Can't remember which one...) that he couldn't use very much at all after that.
 
Originally posted by surrealvol@Jul 22, 2005 10:08 AM
At a point in time during the Andy Griffith Show years, Howard McNear, who played Floyd, had a stroke.

After that, he didn't stand up very much at all.  They had him sitting in the barber chair a lot.  And when he would stand, they sorta had him propped against the chair.

And, if you notice, there was one arm (Can't remember which one...) that he couldn't use very much at all after that.
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Seems like it was his right side, he favored alot?
Eveyone from the cast that speaks about the show always mentions, Howard Mcnear as being one of the funniest people naturaly, they have ever met.
 
The chain letter episode...

Barney: "I'm not a superstitious person. I'm a cautious person. My mother was a cautious person."
 
Have to love......The ending of the episode, when opie gets rejected by the little girl he soooo tries to impress.(episode name ive forgot).
But Thelma Lou spends some time with opie, making Barn jealous!
In the last scene Barney plays it off, as he himself has been busy as well.

Talking on the phone to (no one)another women, as Thelma Lou walks in, and the phone RINGS.
 
Originally posted by volmanjr@Jul 19, 2005 2:14 PM
Everytime Barney is about to quit the force.... "One cap, one badge, one revolver, one bullet..."
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Every time........lol.....
Though only time i can remember Ang, saying yes to Barn over the bullet, Was in the end of the episode when barn buys the car from the poor lil old women. He asks..."Should i get my bullet"? Andy says yea you might wanna. Then when he pull's his pistol on the gang, she starts to sweet talk him again over another low miles car, And thats just what he's looking for.... :dlol:
 
Barney: "I'm always glad when I can strike a blow against superstition."

Then he proceeds to pull a rabbit's foot and a four-leaf clover out of his pocket when he gets his handkerchief out to wipe Thelma Lou's lipstick off his face.
 

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