McCain wins Florida

Definitely slept under an overpass in the KC ghetto one drunken summer night back in the day (which was a Wednesday, by the way. Yeah, not too many people know that. Back in the day is a Wednesday.)
 
All depends upon how much booze you want to haul up to the camp fire. Oh, since we are on the subject, the wife Dear Johned me...on Thanksgiving. That was a solid way to celebrate the autumn harvest...


Dang............ sorry to hear about that.
 
If she has a sister, that's the best revenge. Kidding. In all seriousness, I hate to hear that about anyone.
 
I guess anyone that is not an independent or undecided looks ridiculous, huh?

Where you get that, I have no idea

I am talking about anyone on Obama's side mocking Hillary's side for any "Florida was a victory" speeches considering they would have done the SAME THING had they won it.
 
All depends upon how much booze you want to haul up to the camp fire. Oh, since we are on the subject, the wife Dear Johned me...on Thanksgiving. That was a solid way to celebrate the autumn harvest...
Dang, man. I am really sorry to hear that. That sucks.
 
Don't you guys worry. After K-State beat KU last night (I absolutely despise K-State), I found out that the best pickup line in Aggieville (~The Strip) is "F*** KU", while of course wearing your KU apparel. Most of the girls didn't even notice until about 3 or 4 minutes into the conversation and then considered me an extremely playful guy. All in all, a bad night for basketball, but a great night for me.
 
Don't you guys worry. After K-State beat KU last night (I absolutely despise K-State), I found out that the best pickup line in Aggieville (~The Strip) is "F*** KU", while of course wearing your KU apparel. Most of the girls didn't even notice until about 3 or 4 minutes into the conversation and then considered me an extremely playful guy. All in all, a bad night for basketball, but a great night for me.

Nothing cures what ails you like drunken college girls.
 
To plagiarize from a fantastic movie:
"The great thing about college girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
 

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