I know it’s a long shot, but I’m hoping someone here can help me out. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a girl named Jodi that had a Tennessee tattoo on her right calf. I thought she texted me her number, but my phone battery died from streaming the Clemson-Louisville basketball game over the host’s Wi-Fi. When I charged it back up, there was no text. I’m guessing that I gave her the wrong number as a result of being nervous.
Anyhow, Jodi is in her late 20’s, has black hair, dimples and giggles in a way that would melt your heart. I probably tried a little too hard to impress her while we shared a couple heaters, but I got the impression that there’s better than a 50/50 chance she’d go out with me if I asked her to go to someplace nice like Applebees.
Jodi knew a lot about all y’all’s recruiting class, so I’m guessing she hangs out here.
So, here goes nothing. If you’re reading this Jodi, I think we would make a great couple and hope you feel the same way. Hit me up and I’ll DM you the correct phone number.
